AHMETxRock wrote:So target girls with light shaded clothing that reflects as much light as possible and tight clothing so that the light bounces off their supple flesh and the cloth strings to my eyes. Got it.
Ahmet, can you stop this please. You're really making me uncomfortable.
Agreed. You're being pretty creepy, Ahmet.
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and not in the 'haha that's our ahmet!' way either, more like the 'fuck is he gonna be on the news for sexual assault' way.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
The danger rainbow has jumped into Red Alert, Ahmet. I thought that one was kinda funny actually but everything else you've been saying has been pretty goddamn creepy, so just to be safe you shouldn't say any of it.
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.
Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
DonRetrasado wrote:The danger rainbow has jumped into Red Alert, Ahmet. I thought that one was kinda funny actually but everything else you've been saying has been pretty goddamn creepy, so just to be safe you shouldn't say any of it.
Time is running out.
Ti- ti- time is running out.
It's a nuclear device.
I used to be considered creepy, now pretty much nobody notices me. It seems to be a talent of mine to be of no interest to anybody once they get to know me.
Has it all been creepy? Okay. This went in quite a different direction than I expected. See, now all the horrible, terrible things I planned to write and post here are gonna have to be spaced out between my more moderate things.
Had to research the structure of the skull, and if there was a bone about above the (not-cleft) pallet. Apparently there is. Damn you bone! How dare you keep our brains safe.
I made some rough guesstimates about space travel through quick research into physics and our solarsystem and such. Then this new particle-faster-than-light shows up and kind of messes everything up. It's not like its been conclusive either. The bastards have ruined my sci-fi novel and not even given me space travel to make up with it.
Everything else I just make up in my head. Screw historical accuracy etc, it's all about explosions and fast women and shit.
Haha, silly upright apes. They're still concrete enough in their theories to be surprised by things like FTL travel.
Oh my, the neutrinos might be moving faster than light... if we're not mistaken, that is! Which we might be!!
