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You claim to be in Wyoming. You have yet to return to civilization.
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Why the hell did you go to Wyoming, the Loser State?
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DonRetrasado wrote:the Loser State?
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Why does he have a criminal family history?? Mostly though, he wasn't cool enough to get into the other states
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You see I plan to invade the USA from the most inconspicuous place possible. Actually I'd probably pick Canadia if I really want to invade, but I will just make these Wyomers bend to my will so I can spread some influence. Next I will introduce dingoes to the wildlife so that the children of my enemies will be eaten by them.

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Jiro wrote:You see I plan to invade the USA from the most inconspicuous place possible. Actually I'd probably pick Canadia if I really want to invade, but I will just make these Wyomers bend to my will so I can spread some influence. Next I will introduce dingoes to the wildlife so that the children of my enemies will be eaten by them.
You already picked the place most full of dangerous animals* in the United States anyway.

*Except Florida and Alaska
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And yet I am still less likely to be killed by an animal out in the wilderness here than in my own house at home.

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There's no antivenon for a moose bite
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Don't you just bite it the fuck back? That's what I plan on doing.

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You have to eat from the hair of the moose that bit you.

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Dindong wrote:You have to eat from the hair of the moose that bit you.
You have to weave a moose hair plate and use it? That's disgusting.
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Medicine is not supposed to taste good, it's supposed to work.



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House doesn't pretend to be someone else every week. I think you're more like the Pretender of this hospital.
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I'm the House of pretenders.

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Well, yes, I'm the great pretender.
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