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You claim to be in Wyoming. You have yet to return to civilization.

Why the hell did you go to Wyoming, the Loser State?

DonRetrasado wrote:the Loser State?

One of the more hotly contested titles

Why does he have a criminal family history?? Mostly though, he wasn't cool enough to get into the other states

You see I plan to invade the USA from the most inconspicuous place possible. Actually I'd probably pick Canadia if I really want to invade, but I will just make these Wyomers bend to my will so I can spread some influence. Next I will introduce dingoes to the wildlife so that the children of my enemies will be eaten by them.

Jiro wrote:You see I plan to invade the USA from the most inconspicuous place possible. Actually I'd probably pick Canadia if I really want to invade, but I will just make these Wyomers bend to my will so I can spread some influence. Next I will introduce dingoes to the wildlife so that the children of my enemies will be eaten by them.

You already picked the place most full of dangerous animals* in the United States anyway.

*Except Florida and Alaska

And yet I am still less likely to be killed by an animal out in the wilderness here than in my own house at home.

There's no antivenon for a moose bite

Don't you just bite it the fuck back? That's what I plan on doing.

You have to eat from the hair of the moose that bit you.

Dindong wrote:You have to eat from the hair of the moose that bit you.

You have to weave a moose hair plate and use it? That's disgusting.

Medicine is not supposed to taste good, it's supposed to work.



I'm a tough love doctor, I tell people what they need to know, but I'm real gruff about it. Kind of like House. I'm a lot like House. I'm the House of this Hospital.

House doesn't pretend to be someone else every week. I think you're more like the Pretender of this hospital.

I'm the House of pretenders.

Well, yes, I'm the great pretender.