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Welcome to my attempt at writing the most offensive conceivable short story. I think I'll try to expand it to the most offensive conceivable novel for NaNoWriMo this year. NSFW, obviously, as the thread title says. The original version of this story had some footnotes in it, but this board's formatting apparently doesn't do that.

EDIT: Aw, damnit, this board has enough censors hooked up to it that the story's effect is lost. Should I pastebin this shit?

If you want us to read it, but it's no good on the forum, then it'd seem like the only option

http://pastebin.com/Va5mzJ4U

Here. Read with caution. Trigger Warning: Literally everything.

OH NO TRIGGERS I'M BEING OPPRESSED
Edit: I'm reading it now. It's hilarious.
Edit again: I can't read any more, I don't want to go to prison.

This is similar to a story two friends and I wrote in high school after our French exam.

Each of us wrote a sentence in the story, then passed it to the next person.

I think it revolved around a bear that escaped into Narnia and went around, well, I'm sure you can fill in the rest.