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[2011-Aug-23] Doin' Your Mom

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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Eric » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:54 pm

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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Gangler » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:17 pm

That was my thought, though I was able to gather from context that 0.75 was supposed to somehow represent the period of time between conception and birth. You really need some kind of unit of measurement there though. I'm no mathematician, so maybe leaving that up to the imagination like that is commonplace in formulas, but if you're just Joe Nobody reading this then it looks odd.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Bobbo, The amazing Robert ... » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:03 pm

I think everyone is reading too much into this. The math is perfectly valid considering that the equation is linear, thus every value in the range has a single preimage in the domain. So technically, when you substitute a valid tuple into the equation, it is only true for that one value.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Gangler » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:14 pm

I don't know what any of that means. Is that right? Would this formula work if we were measuring in days?
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Eisbreaker » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:47 pm

Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Gangler » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:20 pm

Why would you have to figure that out? I would think your parents probably know anyway. No reason to resort to math unless they're being secretive about it for some reason. I was conceived on the third day after my parents' wedding ceremony. Pretty quickly became evident that it is not hard to impregnate her. Between that and the subsequent cancer during the pregnancy their "Happy newlyweds" stage didn't last terribly long. I chuckle at that sometimes. Sweet shit that was a terrible way to start a marriage XD

Compare to my aunt and uncle who decided not to have children. They're still like happy newlyweds to this day, except a little bit mellower. Shit just got didactic.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Eisbreaker » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:26 pm

With this you can find the exact time, down to the minute, probably even second, is all I'm saying.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby smiley_cow » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:30 pm

Probably not. Most people aren't pregnant exactly nine months. The most accurate you can get is if you subtract 40 weeks from your date of birth you'll be right in the centre of the two week period you were most likely conceived in.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Gangler » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:31 pm

Why do you wanna know so bad anyway?
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Eisbreaker » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:32 pm



I don't, I just have nothing else to ponder today.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby Gangler » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:42 pm

Sounds like what you need is less a formula and more an Private Investigator.
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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

Postby saxindustries » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:49 pm

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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

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Re: Doin' Your Mom [August 23 2011]

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Ah hell, forgot to log in. Ah well.
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