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[2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:52 am
by DonRetrasado
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2377#comic

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My attempt at making an SMBC more funny.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:16 am
by Edminster
Pretty sure Dilbert did this joke, except with slamming your head in a desk drawer.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:39 am
by John Magnum
Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords bit, where Jemaine helps Bret edit his song down to "If You're Into It".

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:48 am
by bajsejohannes
I'd totally eat the brick. I mean, there are people who have eaten planes!

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:58 am
by plu
It'd be better without the last panel.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:45 pm
by Alabrax
Honestly with a little processing I don't think eating a brick over a period of time would be all that hard.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:42 pm
by Eisbreaker
The problem is portion size, really.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:39 pm
by Tkun
Actually many people eat bricks because they want this is called pica
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29

I would eat a brick for a good girl but I doubt that a girl would change her mind because of that.

Climb montains and cross valleys on the other hand are much harder to do...

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:45 pm
by Oldrac the Chitinous
No, see, if he ate the brick, the girl would be contractually obligated to love that guy for the rest of her life.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:00 am
by DonRetrasado
When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you... Sure I'll eat the brick! What's a big sister for?

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:46 pm
by Kimra
I'm thinking he was a pansy, all he needed was a hammer to break it up a bit. Shesh, whinner.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:08 am
by DonRetrasado
But then you get a ton of jagged brick shards.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:25 am
by Kimra
But digestible ones.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:30 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
Not likely. But passable, maybe.

Re: [2011-Sep-23] Brick.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:16 am
by Kimra
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Not likely. But passable, maybe.
Well she's not asking him to digest it properly. And I think maybe you don't want to be with her if she's going to examine your excrement.