[2011-Dec-28] Tomatoes ARE a fruit!

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:21 am

I'm waiting with baited breath.

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:30 am

Hopefully we get some new and interesting input from newly registered users!!!

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:33 am

Edminster wrote:Reopening this thread for a Very Good Reason so if you would all just Please Trust Me and continue on with your business.

I hate you.

GUTCHUCKER · Post by **GUTCHUCKER** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:52 am

I don't even like tomatos

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:07 am

Dude they're like the most delicious fruit! Or is it a vegetable? I never know!!

Oldrac the Chitinous · Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:15 am

Technically, it's a fungus.

Drive-by Posting · Post by **Drive-by Posting** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:27 am

Tomatoes are actually reptiles.

Post by **Edminster** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:34 am

The important thing everyone is missing is that the Civil War was solely about slavery.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:45 am

It feels like this comic was created solely to generate this response.

Well played, Mr. Weiner.

Gangler · Post by **Gangler** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:50 am

Guest wrote:Every time I visit the forum, I get really disappointed, because it's just a bunch of people saying they hate the comic. But I had to this time, because this one... really sucks? Is it just a semantics joke? I'm under the impression Amazons were said to remove a breast. So it's just the fact that some dumb guy said historically instead of... traditionally? Mythologically? (Word filter don't like that last one.) And, I mean, the Civil War one is just hyperbole, not even really that wrong. Or is the comic really telling me I'm a dumb sack of shit?

In what world is the difference between History, Tradition, and Mythology one of semantics?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:05 am

I don't know much about quantum physics, but Amazons cut off their right tomato in order to fight in the Civil war.

Eisbreaker · Post by **Eisbreaker** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:08 pm

But since no one was there to observe the amazons, their right tomatoes remained both cut, and uncut at the same time.

Pitch Hitter · Post by **Pitch Hitter** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:12 pm

cut and uncut? Sounds like a jewish-catholic orgy

DannyBoy · Post by **DannyBoy** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:23 pm

Technically, they are liquid, not solid. If you go to some old monasteries, where the stairs are worn down with a normal-distribution curve, you will find tomatoes that have begun to sag and melt, revealing their liquid nature.

Pitch Hitter · Post by **Pitch Hitter** » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:24 pm

you idiot, tomato growing was less of a science back then, the tomatoes were always larger at the bottom.

YOU RETARD

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