[2012-Feb-04] Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
[2012-Feb-04] Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
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OHHH MY GOD
OK
OK GUYS
THERE IS LIKE, A BIG PROBLEM (!!!) WITH THE NEW COMIC
LOOK AT THE SECOND PANEL. THE INTERVIEWING NON SCIENTIST NON SQUID MONSTER MAN WEARING A SUIT SAYS "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL"
THEN, LOOKING IN THE THIRD PANEL LIKE A WINDOW INTO A SEPARATE PORTION OF THE SAME UNIVERSE AT A LATER POINT IN TIME, ONE SEES THE SAME NON SCIENTIST NON SQUID MONSTER MAN WEARING A SUIT SAY "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL" A *SECOND TIME*.
THIS FUNDAMENTALLY OFFENDS MY PHILOSOPHICAL BELIEFS.
I DEMAND THAT IT BE RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY. PEOPLE DO NOT SAY THE SAME SENTENCE TWICE. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.
MUCH SEXUAL LOVE,
MADCOWZRCHEWY
OHHH MY GOD
OK
OK GUYS
THERE IS LIKE, A BIG PROBLEM (!!!) WITH THE NEW COMIC
LOOK AT THE SECOND PANEL. THE INTERVIEWING NON SCIENTIST NON SQUID MONSTER MAN WEARING A SUIT SAYS "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL"
THEN, LOOKING IN THE THIRD PANEL LIKE A WINDOW INTO A SEPARATE PORTION OF THE SAME UNIVERSE AT A LATER POINT IN TIME, ONE SEES THE SAME NON SCIENTIST NON SQUID MONSTER MAN WEARING A SUIT SAY "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL" A *SECOND TIME*.
THIS FUNDAMENTALLY OFFENDS MY PHILOSOPHICAL BELIEFS.
I DEMAND THAT IT BE RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY. PEOPLE DO NOT SAY THE SAME SENTENCE TWICE. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.
MUCH SEXUAL LOVE,
MADCOWZRCHEWY
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Re: Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
I really like you, I hope you don't get boring, that would be awful.
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Twice a day? Seriously?? I can't even comprehend how much your testicles would hurt from ejaculating that often.
It's like Zach forgot what it's like to have a penis.
(Well, either that, or Kelly wrote today's comic.)
It's like Zach forgot what it's like to have a penis.
(Well, either that, or Kelly wrote today's comic.)
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When I was 15 I would masturbate twice a day most days, once in the morning, once in the evening.
Supply rises to meet the demand.
Supply rises to meet the demand.
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The only way that this is worth admitting is if you timed the orgasm for the dawn and dusk.Dindong wrote:When I was 15 I would masturbate twice a day most days, once in the morning, once in the evening.
Supply rises to meet the demand.
Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
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I don't want chaotic brain to be incorrect.
Truth is its own reward!
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Truth is its own reward!
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Re: Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
You accidentally a word there.Dindong wrote:I don't chaotic brain to be incorrect.
Re: Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
Wow, it's hard for me to believe that it's hard for others to believe that twice a day is possible. From like 15 to 23, I probably averaged out between 2 and 3 a day. Some do 5-6 times, but that's a little too violent for me; yet that's still within a "normal" range. 10 times a day + is self-mutilation.
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I will again interpolate that, that is fine but still nothing to be proud of.
Don't drink and drive, take LSD and Teleport.
Re: Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
Supposedly such frequent masturbation leads to bad sexual experiences. Masturbation is really all about ejaculation and you tend to see sex as the same.
I suppose though, if we get down to basics sex is all about ejaculation as well.
I suppose though, if we get down to basics sex is all about ejaculation as well.
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Isn't life in general all about ejaculation?
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Whoa. That's so deep, man.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
Not always. Sometimes it's about learning the proper time and place for things.DonRetrasado wrote:Isn't life in general all about ejaculation?
On a side note, I am now legally required to notify you that I am a registered sex offender.
Re: Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM
Ejaculation is pretty cool. It's one of my favourite things.
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Really? Your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/farm animal must be really disappointed. The only sex related testicle pain I've ever had is from not ejaculating. And between sex with a partner and my four times daily sessions auto-erotic asphyxiation with a little copro and emetophilia thrown in when I need to spice things up, I ejaculate far more than twice a day.ChaoticBrain wrote:Twice a day? Seriously?? I can't even comprehend how much your testicles would hurt from ejaculating that often.
It's like Zach forgot what it's like to have a penis.
(Well, either that, or Kelly wrote today's comic.)
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