Adventurers Beware

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Re: Adventurers Beware

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21st of this month, NaNovember. You suddenly turned a grand adventure about chimichangas (firefox says this should be "Michigan") into a sad tale of love loss and a deep tear in the fabric of one Australian family. I'm sad now :(

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Let us quickly turn this back into a tale about burritoes I don't like real life anymore
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AND THEN SUDDENLY THE BURRITO SPROUTED LEGS.

"LO I AM ALIVE," IT SAID, JUMPING FOR JOY. "IT IS MY DESTINY TO BECOME THE MOST TASTY BURRITO IN THE WORLD."

AND WITH THAT, THE VERY FABRIC OF THE WORLD AROUND HIM SHIFTED, INSTEAD MIRRORING THAT WHICH 21ST CENTURY DENIZENS MAY OR MAY NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THE WORD "KATAMARI". THE BURRITO THEN PROCEEDED TO ROLL HIMSELF AROUND, COLLECTING DELICIOUS INGREDIENTS WITHIN HIMSELF UNTIL, SOME TIME LATER, HE MET ASH IN BATTLE AND DEFEATED HIM WITH BURRITO BLAST. THEN HE WAS THE POKéMON CHAMPION.

BUT HIS VICTORY WAS SHORTLIVED FOR THEN, FROM THE HEAVENS DESCENDED A MAN KNOWN ONLY AS FRANK. FRANK SAID "YES, THIS WILL DO," AND PROCEEDED TO EAT BURRITO.

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The funny thing is I know Frank, he's a top bloke
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Just when you think the story is over...
SUDDENLY BACON.
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Soooooooo bored. I guess I'll stop writing for a bit and... watch tv? There must be something better to o.
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I played World of Tanks all day instead of writing. dammit

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My internet only just started working after a five day stint of blackout. I'm putting on my cranky face, no mistake
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But lack of internet doesn't mean lack of writing right? Right?!
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Well... it does. But I can catch up! I swear!
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Jiro wrote:I played World of Tanks all day instead of writing. dammit
To be fair world of tanks is super fun.

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Snarky when you going to get yourself an avatar? Your dead avatar is slightly inconvenient to my recognition skills.
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How's that?

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familiar!
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Snarky00 wrote:How's that?
Much Obliged!
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