Pieces of Stories

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Nice. I like this plan. Especially if they are really confusing for whoever gets them in teh fax. :)
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Fax spamming?
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But hopefully more interesting!
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I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
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It be comes clear to me that we must turn the elderly into fax machines.
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Frostbite wrote:I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
I have worked many a places with them, indeed I've had to operate them.

... let me know if you want some numbers I can guarantee a recipient on Ed.
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Asherian wrote:
Frostbite wrote:I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
I have worked many a places with them, indeed I've had to operate them.
How do you operate the elderly? Manipulation and subtle machinations?
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GUTCHUCKER wrote:
Asherian wrote:
Frostbite wrote:I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
I have worked many a places with them, indeed I've had to operate them.
How do you operate the elderly? Manipulation and subtle machinations?
... Yeah, pretty much. Well and less than subtle machinations- most of those people really aren't all here anymore yah know?

So have I told you guys about my 'volunteering' at the retirement homes then? I thought I'd kept that a sec...crap.
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Can you keep a secret? I'm not telling you whether or not I can.
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I keep other people's secrets by distracting people with my own. It mostly works out.

Of course, most of my secrets are so ridiculous most people just don't believe me anyways- which works out even better.
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I keep secrets by forgetting them.
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sotic wrote:I keep secrets by forgetting them.
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I'm keeping this here as I plan to use this exact paragraph when I come to write my NaNo. I am excited to be writing ideas again!
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Is this a plot point?
Clothing is a very serious plot point when it is semi innapropriate and a character needs appropriate clothing to go around their business
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