Re: Book Suggestions
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:08 am
Oh man, you ruined my story.
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This doesn't work so well with vampires. No blood, and all that.Cirtur wrote:He pounded into her at a rhythmic rate, his vampire teeth showing.
"Don't stop, Nosferatu," she said, her voice rich with passion. She was on her back, spread legs. He was penetrating with his penis.
Like a vampire should.
I don't have a problem with weird sex scenes. I have a problem with a grown woman writing four crappy novels about her fantasised self, and then making loads of money off preteens with it.Snarky00 wrote:It's not like weird sex scenes in vampire books are new. Anne Rice has done some creepy ones.
Hey thats nothing new, that particular kink turns up in vamp fanfiction all the time (and once in an Anne Rice novel). Not that I read vamp fanfiction or anything*.Kimra wrote:I just want you all to know something very gross. I knew a lesbian girl who wrote Lesbian Vampire Porn, and she wrote about menstruation and how it was a vampire turn on. And how the vampire liked to drink up that blood... Not only was it gross, it was really badly written. Thankfully she became a hooker and disappeared off the face of the earth. Yay for happy endings!
On topic: I recommend this book to no-one.
But... I read a whole lot of Anne Rice novels and never once encountered sex. Was I too young to understand or was I reading the wrong books?Apocalyptus wrote:Hey thats nothing new, that particular kink turns up in vamp fanfiction all the time (and once in an Anne Rice novel). Not that I read vamp fanfiction or anything*.
*seriously I don't, I know people who do.
Well maybe not actual sex, but there is definitely a plethora of sexual, or 'erotic' scenes. And there definitely was one which involved vampiric consumption of menstrual blood. Pretty sure it's 'Memnoch the Devil'.Kimra wrote:But... I read a whole lot of Anne Rice novels and never once encountered sex. Was I too young to understand or was I reading the wrong books?Apocalyptus wrote:Hey thats nothing new, that particular kink turns up in vamp fanfiction all the time (and once in an Anne Rice novel). Not that I read vamp fanfiction or anything*.
*seriously I don't, I know people who do.
She must have gotten into the sex after I stopped reading her books. Which was somewhere after Queen of the Damned... I just wasn't interested in picking up yet another of her books after that.Apocalyptus wrote:Well maybe not actual sex, but there is definitely a plethora of sexual, or 'erotic' scenes. And there definitely was one which involved vampiric consumption of menstrual blood. Pretty sure it's 'Memnoch the Devil'.Kimra wrote:But... I read a whole lot of Anne Rice novels and never once encountered sex. Was I too young to understand or was I reading the wrong books?Apocalyptus wrote:Hey thats nothing new, that particular kink turns up in vamp fanfiction all the time (and once in an Anne Rice novel). Not that I read vamp fanfiction or anything*.
*seriously I don't, I know people who do.
I know 'The Vampire Armand' had a fair amount of sex and erotic scenes in it too.
*cough*
Meh. I've moved onto teenage fantasy fiction.slimredninja wrote:Yes queen of the damned totally sucked but a lot of the books after it were good the best was the story of Marrius Blood & gold.
Well if we're purely talking about Vampire fiction, then Anne Rice stuff would have to be my favourite. It was awhile since I've read them though so I can't remember which specific one I enjoyed the most.Kimra wrote:Meh. I've moved onto teenage fantasy fiction.slimredninja wrote:Yes queen of the damned totally sucked but a lot of the books after it were good the best was the story of Marrius Blood & gold.
I totally wrote a Vampire Sailor Moon story. Should I get, or loose, points for that?Apocalyptus wrote:Well if we're purely talking about Vampire fiction, then Anne Rice stuff would have to be my favourite. It was awhile since I've read them though so I can't remember which specific one I enjoyed the most.
For a really original and interesting Vampire tale though, Sunshine by Robin McKinley is really good! It's set in a contemporary parallel universe thingy that I'm not really sure how to describe. But yeah, its good.