Nightwatch Series

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Hey, I'm the public masturbator! Maybe you've seen me:
-On the subway!
-On the bus!
-In your library!
-On the street!
-A fancy restaurant's kitchen!
-In the car!
-The burn ward!
-Funeral homes!
-Just "hanging out"!
-Anywhere where good times are had!

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What about that time you were in my shower?

It was really cramped.

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Yeah, we're just two guys messing around.

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But we weren't in a kitchen. That doesn't make any sense.

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Hey, is someone actually reading the girlsarepretty links I keep posting?

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No, I just read that guy's stories because I like them.

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They are pretty funny!

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Yes, that is why I read them!

Exclamation points are cool! I read an article on them and realised that I only use them when I want to sound like I'm shouting! Which is apparently a lot! So I'm just trying to dull you to them!

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I use exclamation marks all of the time because I have no indoor voice! It's like the experience of actually knowing me!

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LordRetard wrote:Hey, is someone actually reading the girlsarepretty links I keep posting?
The what?
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Keep walking, nofundo.

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Yeah, you don't actually post that many links to him.

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Isn't girlsarepretty a spambot or something?
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I believe it is a website.

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Ohhhhhh right, yeah I remember looking at it once.
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