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Rainbow wrote:

mountainmage wrote:

Rainbow wrote:I haven't thrown up in five years. I've even tried to throw up, but I seem to have developed some kind of superhuman gag reflex.

Men love women with no gag reflex.

I know, but why would I ever want to suck on a penis?

I don't know, but when did I say you should?

Edminster wrote:Man, I can just imagine how all fights ended with you.

Bully: I'm gonna beat your head in!
Mage: *HWOOORF*
Bully: Aw, sick, dude! *runs home to change out of vomit-encrusted clothing*

I already told you, I've never gotten into a fight. The closest thing was my friend and I had an argument and we pushed each other a couple of times. Then I said, "I'm going home." and that was it.

As a favor?

mountainmage wrote:

Rainbow wrote: I know, but why would I ever want to suck on a penis?

I don't know, but when did I say you should?

Oh, you totally implied it. It's because you are a pedophile. But you can't have my awesome gag reflex unless you are a female that wishes to stick some kind of appendage in my mouth. So, nyeh.

I didn't imply anything, you read too far into it! Also, I'm totally not a pedophile. We already have a resident pedophile, and it ain't me.

Rainbow wrote:

mountainmage wrote:

Rainbow wrote: I know, but why would I ever want to suck on a penis?

I don't know, but when did I say you should?

Oh, you totally implied it. It's because you are a pedophile. But you can't have my awesome gag reflex unless you are a female that wishes to stick some kind of appendage in my mouth. So, nyeh.

Why would you ever want that? Her hands/foot shoved down your throat? Now a penis? Throats were made for penises.

Are you implying intelligent design? God made penises for throats? No. Evolution evolved up some sweet lesbians. Honestly, I can't say I'd really mind sucking cock; it's just not the most appealing thing to me. You males and your "penises".

They are so great! You can hit things with them and hold them and look at yourself in the mirror and be like "You're a fucking star". Also you can tuck them between your legs and pretend youre a woman, my favorite thing to do with my penis, aside from touching it, of course.

I think chicks are the same way with their boobs. Seriously, girls love talking about, exposing, displaying, and showing their tits. I do indulge.

Rainbow wrote:Are you implying intelligent design? God made penises for throats?

Well, He certainly made bananas for hands, so draw your own conclusion.

Rainbow wrote:Are you implying intelligent design? God made penises for throats? No. Evolution evolved up some sweet lesbians. Honestly, I can't say I'd really mind sucking cock; it's just not the most appealing thing to me. You males and your "penises".

Oh, and evolution evolved up some sweet penis-throats, is what I'm sayin'. But you could go the banana-hand route too.

FengharTheNord wrote:But you could go the banana-hand route too.

Just, you know, avoid the Hand Banana route.

I don't even have to click the link. Awesome ATHF reference, Ed.

Edminster wrote:

Rainbow wrote:Are you implying intelligent design? God made penises for throats?

Well, He certainly made bananas for hands, so draw your own conclusion.

Aw, I thought you were linking German techno. It is also proof of God.

If anything, German techno proves there is no god.

mountainmage wrote:If anything, German techno proves there is no god.

Or he is just incredibly sadistic.