Audiobooks

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I have wit and good looks. I win.
No need to be jealous.
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People usually only speak up in my classes when they're trying to sound smart, which is annoying. If it's an honest attempt at answering the profs question, or taking a real interest it's different though.

Some classes were better, such as my French which may be because there were rarely more than six people in them.
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AHMETxRock wrote:I have wit and good looks. I win.
No need to be jealous.
Oh yeah well I have enough good looks that I don't even need wit. I just sit in the classroom and make everyone pretty by association.

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AHMETxRock wrote:I have wit and good looks. I win.
No need to be jealous.
Your wit is matched by only that of Oscar Wilde good sir.
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Yeah, I'll let you go back and edit your post so that you can insult me properly.
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LordRetard wrote:Hahah I get so annoyed when people participate in class.
Whereas I get annoyed when no one responds to a Professor's question, so I answer just to break the awkward science.
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Our German teacher got so pissed that we would never respond to any of her questions. She'd start every class with "Wie geht's euch?" and no one would answer. Eventually she took to asking us individual questions, so I had to learn the formula "What did you do on the weekend?" "Ich habe ge-something or other, and yes that's it." Still, it makes a bit of sense considering that she is the only one in the room that can speak this arcane language.

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Wie geht's euch means "How are you all"? The phrase keeps ringing in my head in the voice of my assistant Germaan teacher, so I know I came across it plenty of times in my 3 years of studying German, but I'm forgetting already.
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When I was in Germany and taking german, my German friend told me to say "Ich hate fleischlche beziehungen mit drei schafe und ein fisch." (sp?). He told me it meant I made friends with 3 Shepherds and a fisherman. Turns out it means I had sex with 3 sheep and a fish or something along those lines.
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What does "Ich bin so heiss" mean? When someone accidentally mis-said it trying to say "I am also hot" or whatever, she was like "NOOOOO, DO NOT SAY THAT EVER".
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I am so hot.

I just like to mix it up with "Ich heisse Super Fantastisch."

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Nnnooo it does not. So does not mean "so" it means also or something like that.

Also your name is not super fantastic.

It is Cirtur.

Stop being silly.
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"so" means so. Same word. "Auch" means also, like "auch bin ich heiß."

Anyway, a quick wiktionary search indicates that heiß is slang for "horny". There you go!

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Ohhhhh.

I dunno I get confused cuz I'm stupid and I got this condition where I forget and I'm stupid and I got this condition where I forget.

But yeah the horny thing is what I thought it was.
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