Worst Sentence You ever read

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Well the punch'd knock them out, then I'd get to the tattooing.
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Woman's got a plan.

(I hadn't italicized anything in a while. I was starting to feel a little weird.)
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I know how you feel. Sometimes I just need to format things, even if it is extraneous.
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.

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I'm watching fraiser. On the television. In my livingroom.
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It's okay on a forum, but in a national newspaper it just gives the impression that they're shouting the details.

In SANDHURST an immigrant from AFGHANISTAN stowed away on a BUS.

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Worst sentence?
mountainmage wrote:I don't have any problems with necromancy.
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.

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Again, it's not a big deal, since there's no such thing as necromancy.
No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away

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Then what am I paying that guy for?
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Although if there were it would be a good way to start a revolution in somewhere where there isn't freedom of speech.

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Well people would certainly think twice before committing genocide again.
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Because they'd come back and be a little pissed off.

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And maybe zombie-ish in their indestructibility.

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In that case, thank me for genocidin' all up in this piece! Makes you that much stronger! Makes you work a little bit harder. Makes you that much wiser!
So thank me for making you... A fighter!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Why did you just reference that horrible song. Why.
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You are a bad person, Ahmet. A very bad person. Boo.
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