Worst Sentence You ever read

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Someone already made an awesome star wars reference. I can't top that unless I'm not trying to top it, in which I won't.
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Ahmet, I just realized your avatar is a foot and not frozen chicken.
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Maybe it's both? Ahmet could be walking around on frozen chickens for all you know, you insensitive person, you.
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mountainmage wrote:Maybe it's both? Ahmet could be walking around on frozen chickens for all you know, you insensitive person, you.
How rude of me. I apologize, Ahmet, I'm sorry you have horribly disfigured frozen chicken breast feet.
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Ok, that's better. I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.
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Now you need to choke my chicken. You know, to make up for the insult.
Confucious say so.
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Choking the chicken? Isn't that animal cruelty? Then again if it's frozen then I guess it's already dead.

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AHMETxRock wrote:Now you need to choke my chicken. You know, to make up for the insult.
Confucious say so.
I'm pretty anti-otherpeoplesfeet
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Winners of this year's Bulwer-Lytton (competition for worst opening lines for imaginary novels) have been posted, and may be read here - http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2009.htm 8)

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GirlsDontDoThat wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:Now you need to choke my chicken. You know, to make up for the insult.
Confucious say so.
I'm pretty anti-otherpeoplesfeet
That's not actually what "choking the chicken" means...

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If you replace chicken with a synonym of rooster that'll help.

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In a flurry of flame and fur, fangs and wicker, thus ended the world's first and only hot air baboon ride.
This one (runner-up for the Adventure) is hilarious.

And I liked most of the Detective category.

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"Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the "Ellie May," a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests."
I thought the first-place one was the funniest (weird, right?)
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I'm still really liking the one sentence from the Warhammer 40K novel 'Lord of the Night':
Herniatown had fallen from grace.
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Re: Worst Sentence You ever read

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I'm not sure if this is the worst one I've ever read, but it's still pretty bad:
"Madness seethed in him, and his mind bleared toward the mica glitter of mute mineral matter." -- The Dark Shore by Adam Lee

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