e-Book vs. Paperback

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I'll keep it in my pants where its nice and safe and warm.
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It'll go bad that way, you better put it in the fridge!
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That doesn't sound very erotic at all.

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I have a fridge in my pants.
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Oh. Well, carry on then.
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FengharTheNord wrote:I have a fridge in my pants.
Is that so you can always blame shrinkage due to cold?
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Khazd wrote:
FengharTheNord wrote:I have a fridge in my pants.
Is that so you can always blame shrinkage due to cold?
Is it innappropriate to say burn when the conversation is discussing chillyness and small manhoods?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Seeing as the sides of fridges usually get really hot, I'd say it is very appropriate.
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CONSERVATION OF ENERGY BURN

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Oh my they do!

But yes, I do keep keep a fridge in my pants as an excuse for small testes.
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I'm pretty sure he was not talking about the testes.
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ffffiinne, and penes.

I have multiple, you know. Gotta always have some back-up.
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FengharTheNord wrote:ffffiinne, and pennes.

I have multiple, you know. Gotta always have some back-up.
Fixed that for you. It was expected for you to carry pastas in that fridge. That's what the cool kids do.
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Pasta backup is the most reliable form of backup there is. Seems sensible that the cool kids do that.
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Pasta backup sounds like someone ate Kraft Mac 'N Cheese and became constipated.
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