Internet Bookshelves
- Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9960
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
- Location: Europe
- Contact:
- carbonstealer
- Australia Apologist
- Posts: 1974
- Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
- Location: Down under
Re: Internet Bookshelves
How could you Apocalyptus? I thought that you loved me... was it all a lie? Did you ever really mean our love or were you faking it the whole time??
Cirtur, wha?
Cirtur, wha?
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
- Sahan
- "I promise you no penis jokes."
- Posts: 4361
- Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
- Location: Perth, Australia
- Contact:
Re: Internet Bookshelves
When Cirtur is drunk, he writes rambling but coherent nonsense with horrible spelling, but currently he is writing concise but incoherent nonsense with perfect spelling. So I guess that means he is anti-drunk?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: Internet Bookshelves
I can drunk-type with perfect spelling pretty easily, myself.
- carbonstealer
- Australia Apologist
- Posts: 1974
- Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
- Location: Down under
Re: Internet Bookshelves
Perhaps then you should only compose when inebriated
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: Internet Bookshelves
But my spelling's fine sober, too.
- carbonstealer
- Australia Apologist
- Posts: 1974
- Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
- Location: Down under
Re: Internet Bookshelves
*ahem* whatever helps you sleep at night
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
- Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9960
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
- Location: Europe
- Contact:
Re: Internet Bookshelves
Lord Retard never sleeps.
- carbonstealer
- Australia Apologist
- Posts: 1974
- Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
- Location: Down under
Re: Internet Bookshelves
He swears he only rests his eyes. Definitely not asleep at all, they weren't snores they were snuffles of derision at the people who thought he was asleep
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
- LordRetard
- The Most Retardedest
- Posts: 9967
- Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:44 pm
- Location: My Parents' Basement
Re: Internet Bookshelves
I was awake for 24 hours straight, actually. Which is strange inasmuch as I spend more time asleep than awake normally (I am the only person I know who does this above the age of three).
Anyway I don't sleep, I wait dreaming.
Anyway I don't sleep, I wait dreaming.
- carbonstealer
- Australia Apologist
- Posts: 1974
- Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
- Location: Down under
Re: Internet Bookshelves
I like to believe that the time I spend dreaming is the time I am truly awake... its definitely the reason I spend so much time in bed. Perhaps I am the antithesis of Lord Retard
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
- Apocalyptus
- Not what you were expecting
- Posts: 5278
- Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm
- Location: Melbourne
Re: Internet Bookshelves
A 'Lady Genius', if you will?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
- carbonstealer
- Australia Apologist
- Posts: 1974
- Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:47 am
- Location: Down under
Re: Internet Bookshelves
I do believe I will. It suits quite well... mine would be a rival fiefdom, rich in knowledge yet poor in populous
Apocalyptus wrote: Nothing can beat the image of mouth muffling breast implants.
- Oldrac the Chitinous
- Chicken O' the Sea
- Posts: 3476
- Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 pm
- Location: The Perfect Stillness of the Deep
- Contact:
Re: Internet Bookshelves
Populace is the noun. Populous is the adjective.
Pretend I inserted Ed's mortarboard smiley here.
Pretend I inserted Ed's mortarboard smiley here.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
- Cirtur
- Licensed Troll Pornographer
- Posts: 9960
- Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 pm
- Location: Europe
- Contact: