Internet Bookshelves

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Yes!

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How could you Apocalyptus? I thought that you loved me... was it all a lie? Did you ever really mean our love or were you faking it the whole time??

Cirtur, wha?
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When Cirtur is drunk, he writes rambling but coherent nonsense with horrible spelling, but currently he is writing concise but incoherent nonsense with perfect spelling. So I guess that means he is anti-drunk?
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I can drunk-type with perfect spelling pretty easily, myself.

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Perhaps then you should only compose when inebriated
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But my spelling's fine sober, too.

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*ahem* whatever helps you sleep at night
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Lord Retard never sleeps.

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He swears he only rests his eyes. Definitely not asleep at all, they weren't snores they were snuffles of derision at the people who thought he was asleep
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I was awake for 24 hours straight, actually. Which is strange inasmuch as I spend more time asleep than awake normally (I am the only person I know who does this above the age of three).

Anyway I don't sleep, I wait dreaming.

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I like to believe that the time I spend dreaming is the time I am truly awake... its definitely the reason I spend so much time in bed. Perhaps I am the antithesis of Lord Retard
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A 'Lady Genius', if you will?
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I do believe I will. It suits quite well... mine would be a rival fiefdom, rich in knowledge yet poor in populous
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Populace is the noun. Populous is the adjective.

Pretend I inserted Ed's mortarboard smiley here.
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I will!

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