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LordRetard wrote:I was awake for 24 hours straight, actually. Which is strange inasmuch as I spend more time asleep than awake normally (I am the only person I know who does this above the age of three).

Anyway I don't sleep, I wait dreaming.
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Ok we definitely are the same person.
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oh no I am no longer unique and interesting

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"no longer" is where you went wrong

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I would just like the to say, as someone who not only suffers from regular bouts of insomnia but considers any night where I get more than four hours of sleep a success, I hate you all.

Actually I'm pretty amazed that people can spend more time asleep than they can awake, the only time I have ever managed to sleep longer than 12 hours is after I've been up for more than forty hours straight. And even that's only ever happened twice.
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Most people are convinced that there is something wrong with me but honestly I don't mind at all.

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Hey Smiley, I have a mixture of insomnia and intense sleepiness that I attribute to bein' a teen and all of my fucking problems.

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As a fellow teenager, I sympathise to a degree. But a part of me also says no one understands me!!

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Homework is so lame

And parents

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And like, teachers are totally there to like, ruin my life. I am so like, special and different in the way I am rebelling by acting like all my slutty friends
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I'm not exactly slutty but whatever...

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Thats not what Sheena said. She said that last saturday you where in the you know with you know who doing you know what and thats not all
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That lying whore!!

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Is LordRetard going to have to slap a bitch?
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I can see no other way.

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