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Wait, are we not all using our real names here?

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Wait, are we not all using our real names here?

Olax, Laneth, Edminster, Oldrac the Chitinous... yup, checks out fine so far.

My card is complete transparency.

Pseudoephedrine

(Kimra is my real name.)

Okay, last orders, guys, get your cards in, I will announce the topic tomorrow, or whenever I get around to it (not a round tuit).

The question is: What is the best gift to give your mother-in-law for her birthday?

You! Persons! Be defending your cards!

Oh man, dang.

Maine is by far the best thing to gift your mother-in-law! According to Stephen King, it's all too easy to get lost in the woods and brutally murdered, if your mother-in-law is of the wicked sort. If not, then you've got a lovely state to let her roam free and wild.

A rcokmelon is a greta gift to give to your mother in law because you can adjust you presentation of the gift according to the level of affection you wish to show. If you want to show your kind, loving side, cut the rockmelon into pieces and offer her the deliciously juicy, tender flesh as a treat. If your intentions are of the opposite nature, leave the rockmelon as a whole and present the rockmelon quickly and with some force, directly to the face. It's perfect for any occasion!

Every ones mother-in-law needs Pseudoephedrine. It's resale-able. Has good street value. And street value means street cred. And you all know mother-in-laws need the street cred.

You know what everyone likes? Money.
You know what else everyone likes? Cute animals.

Dogecoin is money with a cute animal on it. The only way this could go wrong is if your mother-in-law is somehow not part of Everyone.

In short:

• such appeal
• many useful
• happy birthday to doge
• wow

It is my belief that not all people have defended their cards.

Something something pocketwatch something something.

Errrr a truly giant bubblegum bubble is the best gift to give your mother-in-law for her birthday obviously, because if she needs some quiet time, all she has to do is climb inside that bubble and relax. Need some fun? Your MIL can use it as her very own bouncy castle, jumping and bouncing her cares away. Forgotten her pillow on a trip away? Truly giant bubblegum bubble to the rescue!

Has everyone defended their card?

Lets just say they have.