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Re: TwoBuy's RPG Game

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It's kind of a shame that he disappeared just as the forums started getting active.

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Yes. Disappeared.
That is what happened.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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He certainly did not start a new account pretending to be British.

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I certainly did not murder him to assure that I would surpass his postcount with ease.
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Hrm. I think I'll investigate the disappearance of TwoBuy and immediately rule out mountainmage now only to find out he really did it in the end.
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Classic mystery plotline. However, in the 18 days since I made that statement I may or may not have spread his ashes to the four corners of the world and erased all DNA evidence linking not me to the crime.
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I've just done an autopsy on this pig that died around the same time that he dissappeared. It turns out the pig died...
FROM SPACE AIDS! DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Also, he choked on this latex glove.
ONE SOAKED IN 2-buy's BLOOD!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Are you implying...Twobuy had space-aids?! I knew it all along. (Probably because I may or may not have kept some of his blood and possibly tried to use it to pass a drug test.)
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I thought the Mathletics didn't let people with AIDs in....

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Cirtur wrote:I thought the Mathletics didn't let people with AIDs in....
Anyone that's gotten laid, even by a space hooker, wouldn't be let in. They can smell the pheramones left on your body.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.

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Cirtur wrote:I thought the Mathletics didn't let people with AIDs in....
I may be semi-good at math, but I would never want to do it for a living.
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Good thing I don't have Space AIDS, then! Being a math major in college and all.
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Well you can't do maths at an olympic level unless you're a virgin. You might want to reconsider that degree if that's what you were planning on doing.

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I think mountainmage MUST be guilty. He potentially claimed to have spread ashes "TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD"

CLEARLY there is some science fail here. CLEARLY he must have been feeling nervous. And we all know that nervousness from members of the internet can only mean one thing unless pretty girls are involved: MURDER.

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Haven't you ever heard of a compass?
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