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Royal wishes to claim the deck of cards, hoping to build some sort of theme around random knick-knacks that clearly have to real use.
Royal makes his wishes known by grabbing the deck of cards violently from the pile, then waving his sword around with a slight wager.
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"Oi, Royal! You want a cut of the loot as well?"
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"Indeed I do. Excuse my lacking of social skills, I'm a hermit."
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Seraphin tosses 20 dublooneans to Royal.
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mountainmage wrote:Buellen, you say? Were your men of the group carrying The Standard of the Lancer?
hostage2 wrote:The what now? No, we was taking this herd of space cattle back from pasture when we was attacked. Wait. Where them cows go?

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Royal attempts to hide the slabs of beef he found nearby.
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"Hmm...well did you happen to see any important-looking passersby?"
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mountainmage wrote:"Hmm...well did you happen to see any important-looking passersby?"
hostage2 wrote:yeah, i was just chatting up a storm with important folk while i sat naked over there tied to that pole.

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"Do you think some of the other hostages may have been part of the Standard-Bearer's group?"
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"What is this now, twenty questions?" Mr Snuffleupagus pulls out his sword and places it menacingly at hostage2's neck.
"Tell it to us straight now, we're trying find ourselves some standards, can you help us or not?"
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Sahan wrote:"What is this now, twenty questions?" Mr Snuffleupagus pulls out his sword and places it menacingly at hostage2's neck.
"Tell it to us straight now, we're trying find ourselves some standards, can you help us or not?"
you don't have a sword. Maybe you can intimidate him with your fruity bard music. Also, if you look at the map, you can see where the party is in relationship to where the standard was stolen.

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