He says no more. His words are a private and privileged commodity, shared no more than necessary. He walks up the the Sergeant, eagerly awaiting his orders.One potion
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A man dressed in an all black garb walks through the crowd and to the vendor. This man, Pesmerga, has no sound with each step. Only a finesse, swift step. One, then another, and another.
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with a steely glint in his eye, Cog successfully haggles the price of the potion down.
He gloats.
He gloats.
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Royal catches a glimpse of Cog successfully haggling down the price of a potion. He thinks to himself how valuable such a charisma skill would be, and wonders if he can imitate it.
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Cog notices Royal staring, hammer-walks over to him (?) and offers this nugget of wisdom:
Cog wrote:It's the smell of cat pee, guys and gals alike go crazy for it.
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Seraphin overhears Cog and cringes slightly.
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Royal's seclusive personality urges him to stab the hooligan with his trusty weapon, Stabby, but then ponders at what the meaning of this remark could mean.
Surely he didn't know of your beloved cat, who's death opened your eyes to the fact you couldn't keep your hermit lifestyle going for much longer, could he have? That could be forgiven, as long as he was not putting the moves on him. Royal decided to himself to be more discreet when observing the others, as to not send any mized signals. (To the males, at least.)
Hoping the man was simply trying to break the ice, Royal decided to say something about himself.
"I can speak to cats, you know."
Surely he didn't know of your beloved cat, who's death opened your eyes to the fact you couldn't keep your hermit lifestyle going for much longer, could he have? That could be forgiven, as long as he was not putting the moves on him. Royal decided to himself to be more discreet when observing the others, as to not send any mized signals. (To the males, at least.)
Hoping the man was simply trying to break the ice, Royal decided to say something about himself.
"I can speak to cats, you know."
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Realising the stupidity of his random blurting, Mr Snuffleupagus decides to back out of the conversation lest his fellow companions start judging him on it.Mr Snuffleupagus wrote:I do too. But usually they just look at me funny and don't talk back.
"I can handle being a werewolf, but why must I be so socially awkward?" He muttered to himself, then decides it's time he should draw the ayyention away from himself.
Mr Snuffleupagus wrote:So when are we getting more information about this flipping standard?
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After a quick scan of the room, Pesmerga makes a mental note to avoid the man soaked in cat piss and what appears to be his man-crush.
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Seraphin has had enough idle chit chat. He didn't come to here to have a tea party.
Seraphin of the Fiery Mountain wrote:Sergeant Wang, what can you tell me and my (sigh) teammates about the missing standard?
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Necromax 3000 pulls himself away from a vending machine in the alley (who is looking rather flush), and hands out user manuals to the group.
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this is funny enough that i'm willing to overlook the fact that since you are all getting rained on, it is unlikely that you are indoors.Lethal Interjection wrote:Necromax 3000 pulls himself away from the video slot machine in the corner (who is looking rather flush), and hands out user manuals to the bar patrons.
Since a few of you have gone over to the sergeant, I will be posting on this hopefully soon... I am out of the office doing actual work most of today so it might be later this evening.
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The rain outside amplified the scent of nature, and the stink of cat urine began to overwhelm even the nose of Royal. Royal whips out a can of febreeze and sprays Cog with it, then apologizes and stands out in the open rain for a bit.
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My apologies. Apparently my mind was making up things that weren't in this thread. I thought we were in some kind of pub. Strange. Consider it edited.ruotwocone wrote:this is funny enough that i'm willing to overlook the fact that since you are all getting rained on, it is unlikely that you are indoors.Lethal Interjection wrote:Necromax 3000 pulls himself away from the video slot machine in the corner (who is looking rather flush), and hands out user manuals to the bar patrons.
Since a few of you have gone over to the sergeant, I will be posting on this hopefully soon... I am out of the office doing actual work most of today so it might be later this evening.
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Several of the adventurers make their way over to Sergeant Wang at his nice little table, while others continue to introduce themselves. The table is impeccably organized like any good Sergeant would prepare it. On it is a bracelet, a map, and a ledger. He looks up as some little peck who fancies himself a wizard speaks.
This map is linked to the bracelet and will show where the wearer is on it at all times – indicated by a green fleur-de-lis. The map will also automatically be updated with important quest locations – indicated by orange stars, and new cities, features, etc. when they are explored.
Seraphin wrote: Sergeant Wang, what can you tell me and my (sigh) teammates about the missing standard?
Wang hands the bracelet and map to the mage.Wang wrote: The Standard was taken six day ago by thieves. Probabry many men were needed to defeat the escort we had. They work well too. No one was reft arive. The envoy was attacked here (he points to the map). Good prace to start. Take this braceret, it is rinked to the map and will show you where you are.
This map is linked to the bracelet and will show where the wearer is on it at all times – indicated by a green fleur-de-lis. The map will also automatically be updated with important quest locations – indicated by orange stars, and new cities, features, etc. when they are explored.
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Seraphin marvels at the sergeant's impeccable accent. He puts on the bracelet and feels a slight surge of magic power. Waving the map, he turns towards the rest of the group and shouts,
Seraphin of the Fiery Mountain wrote:Hey you lot, look sharp! We've got ourselves a standard to find! Quit yappin' and let's get to it!
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