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I have taken the liberty of switching places with Mr. Train, since he is no longer among us.

Current topic: Animals you might like to have as a pet someday.

I think it'd be neat to have a pet raven. They can fly, they're wicked smaht, and they were favorite companions of Odin. Sounds like a winner to me!
Unfortunately, the Ravens that are indigenous to the US are also illegal to keep as pets in the US (They fall under the classification "native songbirds," to which I say, "huh?"), so it'll probably be a while before that comes to fruition.

Previous topics (starting with the earliest):
Is this idea retarded?
Weapon of choice when the zombie apocalypse happens?
Write a haiku about your username.
Who would win in a fight between you and the person above you?
What is your family like? Do you like your parents? What about your siblings?
If you were a Space Admiral, what would you call your flagship?
Is this thread worth sticking? Is it time?
What is your favorite cereal?
Least favorite politician?

I guess I'd call it the H.M.S. Monolith, after the mysterious black monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Just roll with it dude. Some of us like this idea and we want to keep it up there.

Saturday morning, or Quaker oatmeal squares.

Thread Intro: This is a thread where each member is limited to one post. That's a rule. You may edit that one post as often as you like, but you are not allowed to make a second post. This counts as mine. There aren't any rules about post content, but I will use this post to suggest topics. Those are suggestions, so you may ignore them if you like.

Current topic: Least favorite politician?

Previous topics (starting with the earliest):
Is this idea retarded?
Weapon of choice when the zombie apocalypse happens?
Write a haiku about your username.
Who would win in a fight between you and the person above you?
What is your family like? Do you like your parents? What about your siblings?
If you were a Space Admiral, what would you call your flagship?
Is this thread worth sticking? Is it time?
What is your favorite cereal?


ChooChooTrain's thoughts:

Hillary Clinton is pretty horrible. I'll go with her for now.

Not a fan of this idea. I really don't want to have to work out if anyone has changed their posts.

My family are tall and blue. They live under bridges.

I figure it'll fall apart really quickly because no one is paying attention, so I'll go ahead right now and refuse to actually read anyone else's posts, while explaining bizarre and undefendable positions in my own post. But I can't think of any yet.

In my attack plan, all I need is a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.

What's new KHAAAAN woah woah woah

Well, Cirtur's a troll, and I've always assumed that trolls were kind of big and dangerous. Then again, I'm crazy and possess the strength of a Hundred Men, maybe.

SIGNIOUS... I challenge you to INTERNET TOUGH GUY BATTLE!

Ya know I first thought that Signious was like "Cygnus", like a swan, or the constellation, or Vismund Cygnus from that Mars Volta album.

They're okay, we get along good enough these days. I fought all of the time with my brothers until about age 14, by which time I was much stronger than them, and until they moved out I didn't get along with them much... It's easier dealing with people when you don't live with them. I'd rather live alone but I simply don't have a job that pays that much.

Hmm... Uhh... Er...

YO MOMMA.

Honestly I am already getting tired of this thing. We should just have an assigned-conversation-topic thread.

I agree with Cirtur. While the idea intrigues me, it is really just more work than I'm willing to put into posting (says someone who contributes to the Lexicon).
I doubt I'll put much attention into the thread.

As it is, I'm dense
I didn't realize the theme
Neglected Shoe rocks

I kinda want a Jaguarundi.


Not really certain right now.


My answer to this question can be found in this thread. Also yes, this is a shameless attempt to familiarise people with what has gone before.


I'm not really sure. If it does get Stuck, shouldn't it be in Forum Games? If the issue is too many stickies out there, I can always de-stick them. After all, they're inactive at this point.


SFNS TUCKER'S MOM


Not commenting on the rest of my family, but I will say that I adore my brother and sister because they know how much I value being left to my own devices.


Probably Shoe. I know that I wouldn't stop fighting until I was killed, though. Or until I ran out of breath. Either way, the fight's going to end in about thirty seconds.


Regarding slogans:
'Are YOU full of Edminster?'
Very bad catch phrase.


I have thirty-seven.


I think this idea is pretty interesting, as long as you don't ever do something retarded like ask us to draw an ascii penis.

I resent my parents having so much control over me, and that I never learned to fight against their demands, also that I didn't get to study music. But they have always taken care of me and tried to do things in my best interest.

Large volumes of arsenic or other effective poisons, medical protective clothing, disinfectant and several needles and modified poison-filled tranquilizer darts. The plan is more about controlling the spread, much like a wildfire. Also a cyanide pill if I run out of luck, and also access to a town's drinking supply if the situation gets dire.

I've never been in a fight, I usually do everything I can to avoid one. So I'll probably lose

Superfast Spaceship

Malcolm Turnbull. If I could go with former politicians it would definitely be John Winston Howard.

Cherios. I LOWERED MY CHOLESTEROL, BITCHES!

IT SURVIVES!