Z-Day Strikes! What do you do?

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Exactly. Clearly Oldrac knows what he's talking about.
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I was making a vigorous masturbating motion when my mom walked in. I accidentally got Nackle all over her.
Isn't this where we came in?

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You shake your Nackle right side up? You must make quite a mess!
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Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle Nackle saltsaltsaltsaltsaltsaltsalt!
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Are you quite finished?
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I suppose so. I just had to get the wordfilters count of 'Nackle' up to the same as 'Canadia'.
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CasualFriday wrote:I was making a vigorous masturbating motion when my mom walked in. I accidentally got Nackle all over her.
mountainmage wrote:Are you quite finished?

Yes.
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This thread actually made me go out today at lunch and purchase the "The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead" so now I can look and see if they are edible or not for sure.

*edit, just found this...
3. Transference

Solanum is 100 percent communicable and 100 percent fatal. Fortunately for the human race, the virus is neither waterborne nor airborne. Humans have never been known to contract the virus from elements in nature. Infection can occur only through direct fluidic contact. A zombie bite, although by far the most recognizable means of transference, is by no means the only one. Humans have been infected by brushing their open wounds against those of a zombie or by being splattered by its remains after an explosion. Ingestion of infected flesh (provided the person has no open mouth sores) results in not infection but, rather, permanent death. Infected flesh has proven to be highly toxic.
so I guess eating is a definite no-no
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CasualFriday wrote:My old middle school has a library with couches
I hate you. I ruined my back sleeping on the carpet in my high school library.

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Infection can occur only through direct fluidic contact.
So becoming a zombie is kind of like getting the clap?
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LordRetard wrote:
CasualFriday wrote:My old middle school has a library with couches
I hate you. I ruined my back sleeping on the carpet in my high school library.

Nope, not making this up.
The couches in my high school library were so comfy...
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Honestly my favourite thing about university is that there are comfy chairs somewhere. The only place I could find back in my high school was the yearbook office and I could only get in there when someone else was, and no one had spares/skipped classes when I did.

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We just went on the field. Then they decided to build another two schools on it so we stopped going there unless you wanted to taunt a builder.*

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None of the schools I attended had any comfortable furniture in any way shape or manner. Even the bed in the nurses office looked as if you were to explode on it, it would require little or no cleaning. I am jealous of all of you.

*sidenote: I taunted a builder today, but I lacked a sandwich so it was ineffectual.
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Khazd wrote:*sidenote: I taunted a homeless man today, but I lacked a sandwich so it was ineffectual.
Fix'd.
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