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Khazd wrote:

Cirtur wrote:I only went to the Nurse's Office to be really masculine and NOT cry in front of my peers.

Fix'd

I thought you said you were British?*

*Implying of course a sense of humour

wolf wrote:No dying on school property allowed.

I believe that's a liability issue. I can't believe how often that came up.

Khazd wrote:nope, I am from Canadia.. and I had a nurses office. Maybe your school was poor or somethin.

I went to a really small school for high school and I remember hearing the bigger high schools in town got nurse's offices so maybe there's something in that. Though also isn't education a provincial thing, so wouldn't nurse's offices vary from province to province?

I think our high school at one point had a bed you could lay on if you weren't feeling well, but they got rid of it when I was in grade nine. I have no idea why, I suspect it's because they wanted to use to room for something else.

smiley_cow wrote:

Khazd wrote:nope, I am from Canadia.. and I had a nurses office. Maybe your school was poor or somethin.

I went to a really small school for high school and I remember hearing the bigger high schools in town got nurse's offices so maybe there's something in that. Though also isn't education a provincial thing, so wouldn't nurse's offices vary from province to province?

I think our high school at one point had a bed you could lay on if you weren't feeling well, but they got rid of it when I was in grade nine. I have no idea why, I suspect it's because they wanted to use to room for something else.

Did your school have a basement? In my opinion, any school that has a basement also has a cult of satanic teachers that sacrifice students for longevity and black market Viagra. So if you school had a basement, perhaps that is where the bed went.

Khazd wrote:cult of satanic teachers that sacrifice students for longevity and black market Viagra

Wasn't that the plot to Bible Black?

That sounds like an awesome film.

Khazd wrote: Did your school have a basement? In my opinion, any school that has a basement also has a cult of satanic teachers that sacrifice students for longevity and black market Viagra. So if you school had a basement, perhaps that is where the bed went.

Now that you mention it there was a basement.

That explains so much, the student disappearances, the promiscuity of the teachers, the what I always thought was a higher percentage of teachers who were satanists than was normal...

Cirtur wrote:That sounds like an awesome film.

It's less a film, and more a hentai movie. Way weird.

God, my friend didn't know the different between hentai and anime, so he thought Bible Black was really just a very dark anime.
He insisted that BB was awesome, and one day I looked it up. It was akward to say that people get off on it.

AHMETxRock wrote:It was akward to say that people get off on it.

Yeah, I couldn't imagine it. It's easily one of the weirder and more uncomfortable things I could imagine.

It's awkward to say that people get off on stomping kittens' heads. But then again, many fetishes are awkward to those who don't engage in them.

mountainmage wrote:It's awkward to say that people get off on stomping kittens' heads. But then again, many fetishes are awkward to those who don't engage in them.

In anthropology class, we call this eurocentrism. Er, ethnocentrism.

AHMETxRock wrote:God, my friend didn't know the different between hentai and anime, so he thought Bible Black was really just a very dark anime.
He insisted that BB was awesome, and one day I looked it up. It was akward to say that people get off on it.

Neither do I.

Also, I don't care.

All I'm sayin' is that there's only so much you can do with the real deal.

That's why I wish I had a truly bizarre fetish, like "role-playing childhood memories" or "the music of Tay Zonday" or something.