RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Edminster » Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:51 am

Why do you want to fight my dog so bad? It's not like doing so will materially benefit you in any way.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby LordRetard » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:00 am

I'm not the least bit interested in fighting your dog. It's more about the fact that your dog is in the truck that I am planning to steal. Which IS a material benefit. And John can't think of a reason why that'd result in him getting shot by a model plane.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Edminster » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:01 am

Dude you're like eight feet twenty-six inches tall. I'm not sure you'll even fit in the cab.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby LordRetard » Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:10 am

Oh, wow... That's a good point. Maybe he can carry the truck home?

Everyone needs to drive, even the very tall...
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby LordRetard » Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:23 pm

Okay, I'm going to write up my actions later today. But first, do I know what Eddie means by "The Bureau"?
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:56 am

He probably means the FBI, but what he means by "special dispensation" I have you have no idea.

Also, this post was edited. By me.
Cirtur wrote:Julian arrives at the police station. He pauses for a moment, then enters. It is a surprisingly small room that turns out to be the porch. He opens the next set of doors to a hive of activity. Julian approaches the nearest desk and shows the photos of the boy.

"Do you know this child?"
"If you're buying birthday presents for him you've saved yourself some money." The policeman replied, "He's in the hospital." And this woman?

"That's his mother." Julian leaves the man's desk, oblivious to his cries for cash and finds a payphone. He rings a cab and waits outside. After an hour, the cab arrives.

"The hospital."


Oh, and Lethal - don't feel obliged to write up what in particular you say to the cop. You can if you want, but "William describes the foregoing events" will be a sufficient recap. If you have other things to say, though, now's the time.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Cirtur » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:12 pm

Thank you for editing that.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:44 pm

Posted! Finally.

Cirtur, you'll arrive at the hospital after Ed and LR take their actions.
Also, how sarcastic were you in that last post? (One never knows with Cirtur.)
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Cirtur » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:14 pm

Eh sort of sarcastic. I am a little bit grateful.

I shall take my move soon.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:44 am

It would be good if Ed made a move first.

Nudge, nudge.

Also, Dinnsdale, you can make a scrounging roll to see if you can identify the guns.
+5 for a profession skill, -3 because it's dark. You want 15 or better.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby dinnsdale » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:28 pm

Good to know. Is that a 15 before applying the ultimate +2 bonus?

Rolled a 1, so it doesn't much matter...
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:48 am

Whee, critical failures!
But, for the future, when I give you a target number, it won't include multipliers. So you would have succeeded on a roll of 13 or better.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby dinnsdale » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:27 am

Good to know!

Also, I'm using they're wearing jackets. Please change to an appropriate article of clothing if I'm wrong.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Cirtur » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:38 pm

I don't appear to be getting instructions from you Oldrac. Unless BJW refers to me, which I doubt.
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Re: RPG: Take 3 (Discussion Thread)

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:22 pm

You’re still a little while in the future compared to everyone else. You won’t be getting to the hospital until after Ed and LR have left, so What is going on with my fonts you know what I don't even care anymore I'll write up your scene as soon as that happens.

Sorry about the wait. Once I get everybody back together, it shouldn't be an issue anymore.
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