One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:06 pm

I climb onto a cliff that rises high above the warring factions, and give a tearful speach about how they've ruined this game entirely.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:45 pm

I beatbox underneath your speech, undermining it completely.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:09 pm

I start break dancing, endearing myself to everyone and land a reality series on Fox.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:15 pm

I pretend to be a christian and climb the corporate ladder at Fox, moving your show to 2 am on Tuesdays every eleventh week.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:22 pm

I add hot belly dancers to my cast, bone them regularly.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Cirtur » Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:30 pm

I dress up as one of your belly dancers. You're gay now.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Sahan » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:22 am

I pre-emptively immunised myself against gay, and am a carrier of Space-AIDS.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:52 am

I get a wizard to cast a protective spell on my winkie.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:10 pm

I launch a preemptive attack on the arena, hoping the moderators do not intervene but then I step on a rake and the handle hits me in the face.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:20 pm

The Moderators intervene.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:28 pm

Enter the Moderator's wife.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:30 pm

Don't mind if I do!
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:45 am

Take my wife... Please! Hahahah that's another good one.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby Fathergia » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:30 pm

I bake your wife?
Can I touch your face?
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

Postby Kimra » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:35 am

Fathergia wrote:I bake your wife?

Who are you and why did you just necro this? Introduce yourself before going around necro-ing things, man.
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