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I climb onto a cliff that rises high above the warring factions, and give a tearful speach about how they've ruined this game entirely.
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I beatbox underneath your speech, undermining it completely.

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I start break dancing, endearing myself to everyone and land a reality series on Fox.
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I pretend to be a christian and climb the corporate ladder at Fox, moving your show to 2 am on Tuesdays every eleventh week.

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I add hot belly dancers to my cast, bone them regularly.
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I dress up as one of your belly dancers. You're gay now.

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I pre-emptively immunised myself against gay, and am a carrier of Space-AIDS.
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I get a wizard to cast a protective spell on my winkie.

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I launch a preemptive attack on the arena, hoping the moderators do not intervene but then I step on a rake and the handle hits me in the face.
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The Moderators intervene.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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Enter the Moderator's wife.

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Don't mind if I do!
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud

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Take my wife... Please! Hahahah that's another good one.

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I bake your wife?
Can I touch your face?

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Fathergia wrote:I bake your wife?
Who are you and why did you just necro this? Introduce yourself before going around necro-ing things, man.
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