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Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:06 pm**

I climb onto a cliff that rises high above the warring factions, and give a tearful speach about how they've ruined this game entirely.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:45 pm**

I beatbox underneath your speech, undermining it completely.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:09 pm**

I start break dancing, endearing myself to everyone and land a reality series on Fox.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:15 pm**

I pretend to be a christian and climb the corporate ladder at Fox, moving your show to 2 am on Tuesdays every eleventh week.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:22 pm**

I add hot belly dancers to my cast, bone them regularly.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:30 pm**

I dress up as one of your belly dancers. You're gay now.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:22 am**

I pre-emptively immunised myself against gay, and am a carrier of Space-AIDS.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:52 am**

I get a wizard to cast a protective spell on my winkie.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:10 pm**

I launch a preemptive attack on the arena, ~~hoping the moderators do not intervene~~ but then I step on a rake and the handle hits me in the face.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:20 pm**

The Moderators intervene.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:28 pm**

Enter the Moderator's wife.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:30 pm**

Don't mind if I do!

Posted: **Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:45 am**

Take my wife... Please! Hahahah that's another good one.

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:30 pm**

I bake your wife?

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:35 am**

Fathergia wrote:I bake your wife?

Who are you and why did you just necro this? Introduce yourself before going around necro-ing things, man.

One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!