One-upmanship! Now with 20% more gay!

[mountainmage]

2. I eyeball your eyeball with my iBall Video, twice as large as your fist-sized eyeball, and 2X the memory.

[Sahan]

3. I place a mentally-scarring image of a disgusting-looking infection in front of your iBall video to stop you ogling the eyeball. You will have a hard time erasing that from your 2x memory.

Is it right for a third party to randomly butt in, or should I just leave this to MM and Oldrac?

[LordRetard]

IISPA (If It So Pleases Ahmet) I'm going to treat this as a 1v1 exchange, where whoever is next in turn order acts as if he were the second-last player.

4. I set the image on fire and replace it with one of a meadow, complete with animals, beautiful flowers and a tree.

[Sahan]

5. I quickly take the eyeball and run away with it whilst you are distracted by your own photo, no more eyeballing for you!!

[Cirtur]

6. I trip you up so that you fall in the brook, thereby ruining your eyeball with water and slowing you down considerably. I parachute off the waterfall.

[Khazd]

7. As you float past my position on the waterfall, I torch your parachute with a flamethrower. I then steal you car keys from your crumpled and broken body at the base of the falls, because I covet your sweet ride.

[Cirtur]

8. I pull out my mobile phone and with my dying breath hire a man to booby trap the car. I pass away knowing that soon you will join me in death.

[Sahan]

9. Aware of your possible treachery, I throw my mobile phone at the man about to booby-trap the car. It is a Motorolla Razor, and slices through to his skull with ease.

[AHMETxRock]

[LordRetard]

In those three days, I have hired your henchmen out from underneath you, and they proceed to beat you to death.

[rustypup]

This thread reminds me of Topper..

[Khazd]

Using the dark arts and a passing sheep, I resurrect Cirtur as my undead minion and have him kill the henchmen and break AHMET's knees, just for fun.

[Cirtur]

Um, what? I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a battle between two people, let's call them red and blue. Every other turn someone takes control of Red and every other turn someone takes control of Blue. It's not like everyone is fighting, it's these two unnamed fighters.

[Khazd]

whoops, misunderstood the rules, ignore mine then. Srry! I would fix it but the boss is breathing down my neck..

[Cirtur]