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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Sahan » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:08 pm

12. I attach strings to my legs and use my hands to move myself around like a puppet.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:10 pm

No more white horses ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ for you to ride away
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Sahan » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:13 pm

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Re: One-upmanship!

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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:34 pm

That's precisely what I said, only stretched out in a hypothetical conversation.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:43 pm

Reincarnation FTW.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:46 pm

Essentially, the mistake was that someone had allowed themself to die. It wasn't the I kill you part that stunk, it was that the next person didn't try to save their butts. Then again, it's not like I actually started this one. You gyus did it yourselves, and you learned your mistake.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:24 pm

Sorry for dying, I just thought it to be more conducive to my action.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:02 pm

Anyone else have any ideas? I suppose purposely letting yourself lose should be against the rules?
Also, to be clear, you are not neccessarily always on the same side. Look at it as odd and even. The even number is one side, the odd is another. It's easier to keep track of that concept if you do in fact number your post like I had requested.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Sahan » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:21 am

Well I'm now completely baffled. Unless a mod is kind enough to stick numbers in front of action posts, let's just start again?
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:06 am

Never fear, citizen! Oldrac is here!
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:54 pm

It is the year 1984. Big Brother is watching you. At least, that's what you were told by the drunken hobo you passed today. You are off to meet a man about a horse, as your noble steed had dropped dead that very morning. Due to a slight miscalculation on your part, you have departed early from your humble abode by two hours. You decide to take a casual stroll around the city to enjoy a bit of fresh air. Your fellow townsmen take the time to admire your astonishing outfit, and you feel all the much happier about your affluence. You are wondering whether you would like to make a stop at the local bank when you notice a superb piece of ass walk by you. Distracted, you collide with a stranger walking around the corner. You fall on your rump, and your best suit has now been dirtied! What will you do?
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You are a young gentlemen with a handlebar mustache proudly glued to your manly face every morning. It is a nice day in june, so you decide to grab your walking cane and admire the city you have graced with your prescense. You notice a fine looking hooker coming out of your local bank, and you spend the next three minutes in a dark alley with her. You stuff the cash in her brassiere slowly, and ask where you might be able to meet her next week. She tells you she is headed to her regular corner right then, and you follow her from a distance, as to not cause any rumors. You travel two blocks when the whore turns a corner. You whip around quickly, and bump into a total stranger. You fall on your face on the sidewalk, and the whore has been lost from your sights. What will you do?
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby natinia » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:04 am

2. I curse loudly at the other man for his obliviousness, and am generally rather nasty and rude. I grab a bucket and scoop some dirty road-water into it, and pour it over the man, who was still laying on the sidewalk. I intend to dirty his clothing as he had dirtied mine. With righteousness!
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:56 pm

so yeah. If I can get this game to qualify as a good thing, then you guys would have all ruined it, and we'd be square for you guys all losing your birthdays.
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Re: One-upmanship!

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