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12. I attach strings to my legs and use my hands to move myself around like a puppet.
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mountainmage, two pages ago, wrote:It sounds to me as though eventually it will degenerate into "I kill you. You can't do anything else." and then the next guy says "I revive myself somehow." then "NUH UH YOU WERE DEAD" etc. etc.
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mountainmage wrote:
mountainmage, two pages ago, wrote:It sounds to me as though eventually it will degenerate into "I kill you. You can't do anything else." and then the next guy says "I revive myself somehow." then "NUH UH YOU WERE DEAD" etc. etc.
Yes, I was annoyed when it got down to that. I vote that no-one can kill the other play in a move from now on. They are invincible titans in an epic battle, and one titan moves around like a puppet.
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Perhaps if this forum didn't always yearn for the fantastic we might conduct a more realistic fight.

Oh wait.
Prima wrote:I hit you in the head
Seconda wrote:I dodge it.
Prima wrote:I hit you in the stomach
Seconda wrote:I dodge it.
Prima wrote:I kick you on the leg
Seconda wrote:I get wrist control and pull out my gun
Prima wrote:I take your gun and shoot you until you are dead
Seconda wrote:While you are doing that I choke you to death.
Prima wrote:I come back from the dead
Seconda wrote:I come back from the dead.
Prima wrote:I hit you in the head

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That's precisely what I said, only stretched out in a hypothetical conversation.
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Reincarnation FTW.

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Essentially, the mistake was that someone had allowed themself to die. It wasn't the I kill you part that stunk, it was that the next person didn't try to save their butts. Then again, it's not like I actually started this one. You gyus did it yourselves, and you learned your mistake.
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Sorry for dying, I just thought it to be more conducive to my action.

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Anyone else have any ideas? I suppose purposely letting yourself lose should be against the rules?
Also, to be clear, you are not neccessarily always on the same side. Look at it as odd and even. The even number is one side, the odd is another. It's easier to keep track of that concept if you do in fact number your post like I had requested.
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Well I'm now completely baffled. Unless a mod is kind enough to stick numbers in front of action posts, let's just start again?
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It is the year 1984. Big Brother is watching you. At least, that's what you were told by the drunken hobo you passed today. You are off to meet a man about a horse, as your noble steed had dropped dead that very morning. Due to a slight miscalculation on your part, you have departed early from your humble abode by two hours. You decide to take a casual stroll around the city to enjoy a bit of fresh air. Your fellow townsmen take the time to admire your astonishing outfit, and you feel all the much happier about your affluence. You are wondering whether you would like to make a stop at the local bank when you notice a superb piece of ass walk by you. Distracted, you collide with a stranger walking around the corner. You fall on your rump, and your best suit has now been dirtied! What will you do?
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You are a young gentlemen with a handlebar mustache proudly glued to your manly face every morning. It is a nice day in june, so you decide to grab your walking cane and admire the city you have graced with your prescense. You notice a fine looking hooker coming out of your local bank, and you spend the next three minutes in a dark alley with her. You stuff the cash in her brassiere slowly, and ask where you might be able to meet her next week. She tells you she is headed to her regular corner right then, and you follow her from a distance, as to not cause any rumors. You travel two blocks when the whore turns a corner. You whip around quickly, and bump into a total stranger. You fall on your face on the sidewalk, and the whore has been lost from your sights. What will you do?
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2. I curse loudly at the other man for his obliviousness, and am generally rather nasty and rude. I grab a bucket and scoop some dirty road-water into it, and pour it over the man, who was still laying on the sidewalk. I intend to dirty his clothing as he had dirtied mine. With righteousness!

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so yeah. If I can get this game to qualify as a good thing, then you guys would have all ruined it, and we'd be square for you guys all losing your birthdays.
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AHMETxRock wrote:so yeah. If I can get this game to qualify as a good thing, then you guys would have all ruined it, and we'd be square for you guys all losing your birthdays.
You shall burn for all eternity for making us lose our birthdays.

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