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Nothing makes up for the loss of my Hundredth Birthday.

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Cirtur wrote:
AHMETxRock wrote:so yeah. If I can get this game to qualify as a good thing, then you guys would have all ruined it, and we'd be square for you guys all losing your birthdays.
You shall burn for all eternity for making us lose our birthdays.
Not if I accept Jesus as my savior!
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No, I'm fairly certain you'll still burn. After all, you took away his Birthday, too.

Jesus doesn't forgive people who destroy Christmas.
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Edminster wrote:No, I'm fairly certain you'll still burn. After all, you took away his Birthday, too.

Jesus doesn't forgive people who destroy Christmas.
Ach, fucking Romans...

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It's ok, he wouldn't actually destroy Christmas. It's not actually Jesus's birthday, we don't know exactly when is.
Chances are it's actually in the spring but the church went "Ah shit, we already have Easter in the spring, we can't afford another feast. How about winter, eh? Yeah put it near that winter solstice thing so the pagans will get confused and turn become christians"

(no joke, my dad was a preacher and went to seminary and shit like that. Apparently they started celebrating Easter somewhere around 100+ years before christmas)

Anyway, could you imagine what would happen if the government decided to have a census in the dead of winter, where you have to travel to your birth-town, you have sandals only if you're lucky, and there's no heat or cars or USB heated blankets?


On another note: This thread is way off topic! I really think blue needs to respond. Otherwise that bucket might very well splash water on his head.

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Hahah don't worry, it's not as if any of us are trying to stay on topic. If you want you're free to make the next move!

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Rule 14, Natinia.
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LordRetard wrote:Hahah don't worry, it's not as if any of us are trying to stay on topic. If you want you're free to make the next move!
You realise that she will have taken two moves in a row should she decide to take you up on that offer, right?

As it stands, I'm fine with that.
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You see I'm paying less attention than it looks, which wasn't much to begin with.

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Christmas was a Christian hijacking of the Germanic tradition of Yuletide, I believe. I can't remember where I got that from, but I think it was from a Bernard Cornwall book.
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Seeing as how you guys have killed yourselve so easily, I'm wondering if this game can really be pulled off online, or if the problem is just you guys.
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I think it's us.

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It thinks it is people!
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ONE-UPMANSHIP IS MADE OF PEOPLE!
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AND PEOPLE ARE MADE OF MEAT!

THEREFORE, ONE-UPMANSHIP IS MADE OF MEAT!
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