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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:10 pm

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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:14 pm

No! You have angered the vegetarians!
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:29 pm

But you see Ahmet...I AM a vegetarian.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby ruotwocone » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:46 pm

Cirtur wrote:But you see Ahmet...I AM a vegetarian.

YOU'RE a vegetarian!


...wait


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dammit!
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby smiley_cow » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:58 am

Sahan wrote:Christmas was a Christian hijacking of the Germanic tradition of Yuletide, I believe. I can't remember where I got that from, but I think it was from a Bernard Cornwall book.


I though Christmas was taken from Mithras' birthday which was a mystery religion in ancient Rome.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:07 am

smiley_cow wrote:
Sahan wrote:Christmas was a Christian hijacking of the Germanic tradition of Yuletide, I believe. I can't remember where I got that from, but I think it was from a Bernard Cornwall book.


I though Christmas was taken from Mithras' birthday which was a mystery religion in ancient Rome.


You're both wrong. Christmas was stolen from the Whos by the Grinch.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:57 am

He's a mean one, alright.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby dinnsdale » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:58 pm

Let us consult.... The Internet!
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby LordRetard » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:14 pm

dinnsdale wrote:Let us consult.... The Internet!

Fix'd.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby smiley_cow » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:07 am

dinnsdale wrote:Let us consult.... The Internet!


Yes, let us consult the internet.

wikipedia wrote:Mithras was said to have been born on December 25, or the winter solstice.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby mountainmage » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:14 am

The only Mithras I know are from FFXI.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby natinia » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:23 am

Oh my, more than one of us is right. I thought we were all supposed to be wrong and then WOW'd by the internet into GREATER KNOWLEDGE.


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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Cirtur » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:54 am

I like cheese.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Sahan » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:19 am

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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby natinia » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:47 pm

4. I immediately don pitch black glasses to protect my fragile psyche from flabbing naked blobbiness. I attempt to throw a blanket over the unsightly form before me
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