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No! You have angered the vegetarians!
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But you see Ahmet...I AM a vegetarian.

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Cirtur wrote:But you see Ahmet...I AM a vegetarian.
YOU'RE a vegetarian!


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dammit!

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Sahan wrote:Christmas was a Christian hijacking of the Germanic tradition of Yuletide, I believe. I can't remember where I got that from, but I think it was from a Bernard Cornwall book.
I though Christmas was taken from Mithras' birthday which was a mystery religion in ancient Rome.
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smiley_cow wrote:
Sahan wrote:Christmas was a Christian hijacking of the Germanic tradition of Yuletide, I believe. I can't remember where I got that from, but I think it was from a Bernard Cornwall book.
I though Christmas was taken from Mithras' birthday which was a mystery religion in ancient Rome.
You're both wrong. Christmas was stolen from the Whos by the Grinch.
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He's a mean one, alright.

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Let us consult.... The Internet!
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dinnsdale wrote:Let us consult.... The Internet!
Fix'd.

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dinnsdale wrote:Let us consult.... The Internet!
Yes, let us consult the internet.
wikipedia wrote:Mithras was said to have been born on December 25, or the winter solstice.
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The only Mithras I know are from FFXI.
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Oh my, more than one of us is right. I thought we were all supposed to be wrong and then WOW'd by the internet into GREATER KNOWLEDGE.


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Today I like using CAPS, so somebody ELSE make a move. I don't feel it would be right for me to move twice in a row... especially not for the first 2 moves.
Also, Ahmet, if you want to check if this is possible thru the interwebs, try it over at the xkcd forums*. People seem to be really into forum games over there.



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I like cheese.

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4. I immediately don pitch black glasses to protect my fragile psyche from flabbing naked blobbiness. I attempt to throw a blanket over the unsightly form before me

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