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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby dinnsdale » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:01 am

5. Due to your dark glasses, you miss, and I grab the blanket and pull while you still have a grip on it. You fall to the ground again.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:10 am

6. The blanket was doused in gasoline. I throw a lit match at you, and pray to allah.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:13 am

7. I open the airlock door to the moonbase where this has all been going on, venting all the air into space and extinguishing your match.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby natinia » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:42 am

8. Thankfully I got that usefull gill-like transplant where gills on my neck can turn nothingness into air for my lungs. I jump up and spin around a tree branch and kick you, one foot to the chest, one to the neck, hoping to mess up your gills just in case you got the same surgery.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:49 am

9. As a Robot, I have no need for such modifications, and can live quite comfortably in vacuum. I grab your feet and attempt to smash you against the habitat wall.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:28 am

10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the earth.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby dinnsdale » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:44 am

Cirtur wrote:10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the moon.


Fix'd.
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:39 pm

dinnsdale wrote:
Cirtur wrote:10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the moon.


Fix'd.

((NOT NECCESSARILY. IF HE WANTED YOU TO BE SUCKED INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH, THEN SO BE IT. IN THIS GAME WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WHAT WAS SAID, NOT WHAT WAS MEANT.))
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Re: One-upmanship!

Postby Edminster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:40 pm

11. Luckily my robotic hands still have a firm grip upon your body, so you're going down with me!
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Cirtur » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:37 pm

12. Acidic ejaculation erodes your hands.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:40 pm

13. I pay space whores to swallow.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby natinia » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:14 am

14. The space whores explode from the acidity, splattering us both, allowing sufficient lubrication for me to slip out of your hold. I grab at a ledge whooshing past, attemping to stop (or at least slow) my fall and to put more space between us.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Cirtur » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:54 am

15. I drill through the centre of the earth and hide at the other side, waiting for your next move.
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Smit Jones » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:26 pm

16. I, being on the other side of the world, politely let you know that in the distraction :][>:=~+: . You, in your grief, tunnel back through the core to attend the funeral (and pick up your share of the inheritance)
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Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!

Postby Euclidthegreek » Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:19 am

Smit Jones wrote:16. I, being on the other side of the world, politely let you know that in the distraction :][>:=~+: . You, in your grief, tunnel back through the core to attend the funeral (and pick up your share of the inheritance)
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