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5. Due to your dark glasses, you miss, and I grab the blanket and pull while you still have a grip on it. You fall to the ground again.
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6. The blanket was doused in gasoline. I throw a lit match at you, and pray to allah.
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7. I open the airlock door to the moonbase where this has all been going on, venting all the air into space and extinguishing your match.
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8. Thankfully I got that usefull gill-like transplant where gills on my neck can turn nothingness into air for my lungs. I jump up and spin around a tree branch and kick you, one foot to the chest, one to the neck, hoping to mess up your gills just in case you got the same surgery.

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9. As a Robot, I have no need for such modifications, and can live quite comfortably in vacuum. I grab your feet and attempt to smash you against the habitat wall.
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10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the earth.

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Cirtur wrote:10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the moon.
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dinnsdale wrote:
Cirtur wrote:10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the moon.
Fix'd.
((NOT NECCESSARILY. IF HE WANTED YOU TO BE SUCKED INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH, THEN SO BE IT. IN THIS GAME WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WHAT WAS SAID, NOT WHAT WAS MEANT.))
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11. Luckily my robotic hands still have a firm grip upon your body, so you're going down with me!
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12. Acidic ejaculation erodes your hands.

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13. I pay space whores to swallow.
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14. The space whores explode from the acidity, splattering us both, allowing sufficient lubrication for me to slip out of your hold. I grab at a ledge whooshing past, attemping to stop (or at least slow) my fall and to put more space between us.

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15. I drill through the centre of the earth and hide at the other side, waiting for your next move.

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16. I, being on the other side of the world, politely let you know that in the distraction :][>:=~+: . You, in your grief, tunnel back through the core to attend the funeral (and pick up your share of the inheritance)

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Smit Jones wrote:16. I, being on the other side of the world, politely let you know that in the distraction :][>:=~+: . You, in your grief, tunnel back through the core to attend the funeral (and pick up your share of the inheritance)
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