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Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:01 am
by dinnsdale
5. Due to your dark glasses, you miss, and I grab the blanket and pull while you still have a grip on it. You fall to the ground again.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:10 am
by AHMETxRock
6. The blanket was doused in gasoline. I throw a lit match at you, and pray to allah.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:13 am
by Oldrac the Chitinous
7. I open the airlock door to the moonbase where this has all been going on, venting all the air into space and extinguishing your match.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:42 am
by natinia
8. Thankfully I got that usefull gill-like transplant where gills on my neck can turn nothingness into air for my lungs. I jump up and spin around a tree branch and kick you, one foot to the chest, one to the neck, hoping to mess up your gills just in case you got the same surgery.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:49 am
by Edminster
9. As a Robot, I have no need for such modifications, and can live quite comfortably in vacuum. I grab your feet and attempt to smash you against the habitat wall.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:28 am
by Cirtur
10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the earth.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:44 am
by dinnsdale
Cirtur wrote:10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the moon.
Fix'd.
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:39 pm
by AHMETxRock
dinnsdale wrote:Cirtur wrote:10. Using a large magnet and a strategically placed hole, I pull you deep underground, into the core of the moon.
Fix'd.
((NOT NECCESSARILY. IF HE WANTED YOU TO BE SUCKED INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH, THEN SO BE IT. IN THIS GAME WE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WHAT WAS SAID, NOT WHAT WAS MEANT.))
Re: One-upmanship!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:40 pm
by Edminster
11. Luckily my robotic hands still have a firm grip upon your body, so you're going down with me!
Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:37 pm
by Cirtur
12. Acidic ejaculation erodes your hands.
Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:40 pm
by AHMETxRock
13. I pay space whores to swallow.
Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:14 am
by natinia
14. The space whores explode from the acidity, splattering us both, allowing sufficient lubrication for me to slip out of your hold. I grab at a ledge whooshing past, attemping to stop (or at least slow) my fall and to put more space between us.
Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:54 am
by Cirtur
15. I drill through the centre of the earth and hide at the other side, waiting for your next move.
Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:26 pm
by Smit Jones
16. I, being on the other side of the world, politely let you know that in the distraction :][>:=~+: . You, in your grief, tunnel back through the core to attend the funeral (and pick up your share of the inheritance)
Re: One-upmanship! Now with 10% less crew-ups!
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:19 am
by Euclidthegreek
Smit Jones wrote:16. I, being on the other side of the world, politely let you know that in the distraction :][>:=~+: . You, in your grief, tunnel back through the core to attend the funeral (and pick up your share of the inheritance)
Gasp! He used The smiley! Can he
do that?