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Number 2 rule of the forum is:
forum rules wrote:2. The following Smiley is only meant to be used under the proper circumstance: :][>:=~+:
As he seems to have used the smiley correctly I am fairly certain it's allowed. Unless of course there's any mods who disagree.
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I'll allow it.
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I see your general sense of allowance and raise you overwhelming praise.
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I say something racist. But ironicly.

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I cry with my face in my hands, and wonder if you still love me.

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I turn off the lights. You hear horrible gurgling noises.

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I put my hands behind my head and enjoy.

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I put some grass in your mouth.

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I was actually a sheep this whole time.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.

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I call up my dad, who is Welsh, to come deal with the problem.

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Better get the experts in on this. I call up New Zealand.
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I summon an angry John Rhys-Davies (Gimli from Jackson's LoTR) to deal with New Zealand

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I summon nazis to intercept John Rhys-Davies at the Well of Souls, and recover the Ark of the Covenant from him.

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I don Indiana Jones' hat, stolen at a party for staid and respected history and archeology professors recovering from adrenalin addiction, and use his (also stolen and super sexy) whip to swing out of the sky and nab the ark of the covenant, stunning my enemies with the epicness of my actions
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I call you a fa.g.

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