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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:01 am
by FengharTheNord
AHMETxRock wrote:Since our bull-shit responses aren't getting anywhere...
>> Equip Morningwood.


They are it's just I'm lazy and ninety percent of the time I'm on the computer I have a headache or some other malady plaguing my drawing skills. And when I don't, I'm usually drawing something else. It just takes me a while to get these things out and I think it's better for me so I don't go all crazy and give up completely.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:02 am
by mountainmage
>>After doing so, yell "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:15 am
by Edminster
>>After doing so yell "Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats!"

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:15 am
by mountainmage
You forgot the "Ho!" at the end.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:23 am
by Edminster
And you forgot 'I have the power!' at the end.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:24 am
by AHMETxRock
Row, Row, Fight Dah Powah?

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:17 pm
by Cirtur
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:59 pm
by FengharTheNord
Cirtur wrote:Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.


Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Life is but a dream....

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:02 pm
by Cirtur
There's a comedy one as well that goes

Comedy Version wrote:Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile don't forget to scream.


And then people would scream.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:40 pm
by ruotwocone
Cirtur wrote:There's a comedy one as well that goes

Comedy Version wrote:Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile don't forget to scream.


And then people would scream.

how does conan not lead with this in every show? hillarious i say! crocodiles and screaming instead of gently down the streaming!? genius!

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:47 am
by Sahan
It shatters the expectation of a gentle merry rowing with such an unexpectedly brilliant twist of events, but most importantly, it offers an informative and easy-to-remember guide for dealing with crocodiles. Perhaps it is not quite as hilarious however, as the parody version of Jingle Bells incorporating Batman and Robin.

Jingle Bells,
Batamn smells,
Robin laid an egg...

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:48 am
by mountainmage
The Batmobile lost its wheels, and the joker got away!

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:55 am
by Sahan
Hmm, now that I think about it, that would be quite the serious dilemma there, so perhaps the humour there is darker than I first realised.

Ever heard the myth/anecdote that Ring-a-ring-a-rosey was based on The Black Death?

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:56 pm
by Khazd
It actually was. I wrote a report on that in grade 7. I will see if I still have it somewhere.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:58 pm
by Rainbow
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine,
horny at the zoo.
(to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
When my friend sang me that I nearly fell over laughing. He just started singing it out of nowhere and it was hilarious.