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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby LordRetard » Tue May 05, 2009 11:28 pm

You do realise that Jews and Muslims have different beliefs just as they have different beliefs from Christians. Also, Muslims and Christians are much closer than 1:2, and the Jewish population does not really approach either of their numbers; there are about 13 million ethnoreligious Jews, compared to over 1 billion for both Muslims and Christians.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue May 05, 2009 11:50 pm

Yeah, but the Jews are great at screwing Christians over. I mean, they turned Jesus into a scarecrow, and they were given their own fricken country! We NEED them. With the Jews on their side against muslims, it does become a bit closer to 2:1.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Edminster » Wed May 06, 2009 2:25 am

>Initiate Crusade
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed May 06, 2009 2:26 am

mountainmage wrote:>>Make breakfast.


Yikes, completely missed this amongst all the penises, sorry. Post shall be up shortly.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed May 06, 2009 2:28 am

FengharTheNord wrote:
mountainmage wrote:>>Make breakfast.


Yikes, completely missed this amongst all the penises, sorry. Post shall be up shortly.

That's what she said.

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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby FengharTheNord » Wed May 06, 2009 2:30 am

Aaaand post is up!
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Edminster » Wed May 06, 2009 2:31 am

> Lick plate for the delicious, delicious lead salts.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby mountainmage » Wed May 06, 2009 3:47 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, but the Jews are great at screwing Christians over. I mean, they turned Jesus into a scarecrow, and they were given their own fricken country! We NEED them. With the Jews on their side against muslims, it does become a bit closer to 2:1.


We turned Jesus into a pin cushion. Get it right.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby LordRetard » Wed May 06, 2009 4:02 am

Really depends where we put the cross.

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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Sahan » Wed May 06, 2009 11:16 am

>Put some clothes on already!

This goes for Jesus too I guess. Only Gandhi gets to walk around in robes and preach peace.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby AHMETxRock » Wed May 06, 2009 2:02 pm

Bah, shooting a bullet through someone's head or slowly hammaring nails inside someone's body. Is it really all that different, except for the amount of effort?
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby ruotwocone » Wed May 06, 2009 2:26 pm

jews aren't important for their numbers, they're important because they have money.
>> wipe down hands with moist towelette
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby Cirtur » Wed May 06, 2009 5:23 pm

>> Ejaculate spiders.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby mountainmage » Thu May 07, 2009 12:33 am

>>Put on hunting clothes, grab your Morningwood, and go out to hunt the Jabberwocky. If possible, enlist the aid of the nearest arachnid.
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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

Postby FengharTheNord » Thu May 07, 2009 2:22 am

Sahan wrote:>Put some clothes on already!


I think I'm gonna do this one so I can have a bit 'o freedom for advancing the story. I promise I'll get too it soon, its just that it will take a while to draw because its gonna be a big update.
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