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Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:28 pm
by LordRetard
You do realise that Jews and Muslims have different beliefs just as they have different beliefs from Christians. Also, Muslims and Christians are much closer than 1:2, and the Jewish population does not really approach either of their numbers; there are about 13 million ethnoreligious Jews, compared to over 1 billion for both Muslims and Christians.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 11:50 pm
by AHMETxRock
Yeah, but the Jews are great at screwing Christians over. I mean, they turned Jesus into a scarecrow, and they were given their own fricken country! We NEED them. With the Jews on their side against muslims, it does become a bit closer to 2:1.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:25 am
by Edminster
>Initiate Crusade

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:26 am
by FengharTheNord
mountainmage wrote:>>Make breakfast.


Yikes, completely missed this amongst all the penises, sorry. Post shall be up shortly.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:28 am
by AHMETxRock
FengharTheNord wrote:
mountainmage wrote:>>Make breakfast.


Yikes, completely missed this amongst all the penises, sorry. Post shall be up shortly.

That's what she said.

>>Mate with hand.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:30 am
by FengharTheNord
Aaaand post is up!

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:31 am
by Edminster
> Lick plate for the delicious, delicious lead salts.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:47 am
by mountainmage
AHMETxRock wrote:Yeah, but the Jews are great at screwing Christians over. I mean, they turned Jesus into a scarecrow, and they were given their own fricken country! We NEED them. With the Jews on their side against muslims, it does become a bit closer to 2:1.


We turned Jesus into a pin cushion. Get it right.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:02 am
by LordRetard
Really depends where we put the cross.

:D

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:16 am
by Sahan
>Put some clothes on already!

This goes for Jesus too I guess. Only Gandhi gets to walk around in robes and preach peace.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:02 pm
by AHMETxRock
Bah, shooting a bullet through someone's head or slowly hammaring nails inside someone's body. Is it really all that different, except for the amount of effort?
>>Observe room.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:26 pm
by ruotwocone
jews aren't important for their numbers, they're important because they have money.
>> wipe down hands with moist towelette

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:23 pm
by Cirtur
>> Ejaculate spiders.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:33 am
by mountainmage
>>Put on hunting clothes, grab your Morningwood, and go out to hunt the Jabberwocky. If possible, enlist the aid of the nearest arachnid.

Re: The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Thing

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 2:22 am
by FengharTheNord
Sahan wrote:>Put some clothes on already!


I think I'm gonna do this one so I can have a bit 'o freedom for advancing the story. I promise I'll get too it soon, its just that it will take a while to draw because its gonna be a big update.