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Ooh, ooh, I wanna play.
>>Fondle Itsy Bitsy Spider
Alternatively:
>>Throw yellow mush at floor.
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Itsy bitsy spider has strange ejaculation problems.

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iiiiiiiiiitttttttt'sssss uuuuuuuuup!

blah.
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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>>Look under rug.

Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate
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AHMETxRock wrote:>>Look under rug.

Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate
That rug is the blanket he was wearing over him when he was sleeping and when he was eating his yellow mush.

I'll get around to procrastinating or something....
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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>>Skilltech- Wenchcrafting: Fashion blanket into cape to emphasize nudity.
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Ok, now I'm sure you like MS Paint Adventures. You wouldn't make two references to them if you didn't. Unless...that's just what you want me to think.

Also:
Man >> Check clothesline outside for a garment to wear.
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Baaah! Don't assume there is a clothesline outside!
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Hey! Who writes the story here?
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If you read, it says that it's a choose-your-own-adventure, except that you don't get to choose.

God. What do you think this is, that god-aweful MSPAINTADVENTURES webcomic? By ALLAH, it's not even a comic! It's a series of pictures.
Don't get me started on that new crap he's making, with sound. He's not making comics, he's making crappy movies! PEOPLE BUY THAT CRAP UP!
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I do, I already said this. You guys just suggest it!
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Yes, yes. It's called a joke.

Yes, Ahmet. MS Paint sure is crap and such! :wink:
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BLARGLEFLARGLE.

You mind if I modify your suggestion to "Go outside and look for clothes"?
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DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
Wait I live in a universe.
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Be your guest!
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>>Make a hat out of the paper
>>Acquire normal facial features
>>Look on the bright side of life
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