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Ooh, ooh, I wanna play.
>>Fondle Itsy Bitsy Spider
Alternatively:
>>Throw yellow mush at floor.

Itsy bitsy spider has strange ejaculation problems.

iiiiiiiiiitttttttt'sssss uuuuuuuuup!

blah.

>>Look under rug.

Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate

AHMETxRock wrote:>>Look under rug.

Or alternatively,
>>procrastinate

That rug is the blanket he was wearing over him when he was sleeping and when he was eating his yellow mush.

I'll get around to procrastinating or something....

>>Skilltech- Wenchcrafting: Fashion blanket into cape to emphasize nudity.

Ok, now I'm sure you like MS Paint Adventures. You wouldn't make two references to them if you didn't. Unless...that's just what you want me to think.

Also:
Man >> Check clothesline outside for a garment to wear.

Baaah! Don't assume there is a clothesline outside!

Hey! Who writes the story here?

If you read, it says that it's a choose-your-own-adventure, except that you don't get to choose.

God. What do you think this is, that god-aweful MSPAINTADVENTURES webcomic? By ALLAH, it's not even a comic! It's a series of pictures.
Don't get me started on that new crap he's making, with sound. He's not making comics, he's making crappy movies! PEOPLE BUY THAT CRAP UP!

I do, I already said this. You guys just suggest it!

Yes, yes. It's called a joke.

Yes, Ahmet. MS Paint sure is crap and such!

BLARGLEFLARGLE.

You mind if I modify your suggestion to "Go outside and look for clothes"?

Be your guest!

>>Make a hat out of the paper
>>Acquire normal facial features
>>Look on the bright side of life