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I don't think you would actually say "I'm arriving in my pants".
You'd be too busy making this face.

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"Oh, I accidentally arrived before pulling out."
"What, you mean like a drive way or something?"
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Chances i got hiv??i was with a 20 yr old english backpacker only 1 month in on her trip! ? neither of us really got that into it.and i stopped her after about 2 mintues because it was unsafe and i didnt trust her, straight after i ran to the bathroom and washed myself becuase i wanted to get rid of any fluid! the girl says she has nothing but she might not no!! its has been about 10 days and i have developed swollen tonsils and i am very fatigued does this mean im infected???
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Yes.
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Maybe.
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The only cure is to give yourself Space-AIDS.
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It really isn't.

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yenndee wrote:Chances i got hiv??i was with a 20 yr old english backpacker only 1 month in on her trip! ? neither of us really got that into it.and i stopped her after about 2 mintues because it was unsafe and i didnt trust her, straight after i ran to the bathroom and washed myself becuase i wanted to get rid of any fluid! the girl says she has nothing but she might not no!! its has been about 10 days and i have developed swollen tonsils and i am very fatigued does this mean im infected???
Showering after won't make any difference unfortunately, that's a myth. But that doesn't mean you necessarily have AIDS, you might just have a normal virus, or another kind of STI. If you're really worried about it why don't you get tested?
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smiley_cow wrote:Showering after won't make any difference unfortunately, that's a myth.
Your point of view is contentious. The president of one of the most AIDS infested countries in the world has used this self-same method successfully. Surely this proves there is another position to consider in this discussion? :P

10 days is a little too soon for the virus to have escalated to full-blown AIDS and be presenting any symptoms, (unless you're incredibly unlucky)... you probably have something else... accompanied by muscle ache, likely tonsillitis... ask your local procto... i mean, physician....
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It's entirely possible that it's a different STI entirely. If the IP address is anything to go on, there's a clinic at the Medical College in the city by the river 31 kilometers northwest. If you're shy about it and need more specific information go ahead and PM me. I may not be anywhere near you but I can try my best to help.
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rustypup wrote:
smiley_cow wrote:Showering after won't make any difference unfortunately, that's a myth.
Your point of view is contentious. The president of one of the most AIDS infested countries in the world has used this self-same method successfully. Surely this proves there is another position to consider in this discussion? :P
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He sure showed you Smiley.

We should propagate the theory that scalding water and scrubbing brushes help to prevent as well.
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I did not know that computers could have sex (although they can get viruses).
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Finally, someone posts in a different thread so I don't have to keep being reminded of the iVibrator every time I click on... oh.

So much for that.
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