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Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:32 pm
by astasia
I was trying to think of some way to make this into a game - like, perhaps, a line-by-line thing, but, I'm not sure if that would work or not. Anyway, I somehow have a knack for them, or, at least, they will pop into my head. Perhaps, people could try to one-up each other's dirty limericks?
I'll go first.
There once was a girl from Andover,
She got quite the shock when she looked over,
What did she spy?
Oh me, oh my!
It was her husband sucking off their dog Rover.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:39 pm
by mountainmage
Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:43 pm
by smiley_cow
I am sad because I have an old notebook with a bunch in them that I wrote that I've long since lost. I will try anyways.
There once was a man from Regina
Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:43 pm
by Avalant
If you're talking about Andover MA, that's totally possible.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:00 pm
by LordRetard
mountainmage wrote:Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
Pretty much my thoughts exactly.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:22 pm
by astasia
mountainmage wrote:Nothing like waking up to a bestiality limerick.
LordRetard wrote:Pretty much my thoughts exactly.
It's awesome and you know it.
smiley_cow wrote:I am sad because I have an old notebook with a bunch in them that I wrote that I've long since lost. I will try anyways.
There once was a man from Regina
Who had never seen a vagina
He became a real bore
So his friends bought him a whore
And now he sees them all the time'a
Hahaha. The last line was a bit of a stretch, though.
Avalant wrote:If you're talking about Andover MA, that's totally possible.
I was, in fact.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm
by Cirtur
Poorly Remembered from school wrote:There once was a man from Halgina
Who walked to feel a bit finer,
He tripped over a brick
Off fell his dick
And now he has a vagina
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:50 pm
by Rainbow
A beautiful lady was Jan.
Sweeter than marzipan!
The perfect girl with long legs and big boobs and white teeth,
She was perfect, but there was something underneath...
Jan was really a man.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:54 pm
by Cirtur
As ever pushing the boundaries of the medium.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:16 pm
by LordRetard
It's the limerick within a limerick, like Hamlet.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:14 am
by AHMETxRock
I do not support beastialty.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:24 am
by LordRetard
Don't forget, it's the best, so it's bestiality!
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:26 am
by Cirtur
That's because what you said isn't a thing.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:38 am
by AHMETxRock
I forget, it's called ANIMALITY.
Seriously, that was a terrible movie, for old fighting movies.
Re: Dirty Limericks.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:43 am
by mountainmage
I thought
ANIMALITY was a pretty cool move.