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And I'm telling you the acting was far too unnatural. Just watch the scene where they ask to go get the souls for their master.

I didn't know you can act in a video game, but if you're talking about the Mortal Kombat movies, all I can say is that 1 was good.

I did say movie, right? I thought you linked the game just to put things into context.

I hunger for a grudge battle. I have to start laying down some smack talk.

There once was a poster called Ahmet,
In each forum he found, he would spam it,
More likely than not,
He's just a spam bot,
But he never gets banned, goddamnit.

It's not exactly dirty, is it?

Good point.

I'll work on a dirty one.

Edit: A dirty one.

Please remember how difficult it is for me to write dirty limericks, given that I don't swear on the forums.

There once was a princess named Alice,
Who conducted affairs in a palace,
Amhet tried on his luck,
But could not get a fubreak,
Because of his lack of a phallus.

Edit two (this time it's personal): Another dirty one.

Because we all know that dock work and poultry go hand-in-hand.

Mister Ahmet claims that he rocks,
But in truth, he works down the docks,
Turning a trick,
For each Harry and Dick,
And an endless supply of coroosters.

There once was a whore called Sue
Who filled up her cu- vagina with glue
"If they pay to get in,"
She said with a grin
"they'll pay to get out of it too!"

That sad thing is that the dirtiest ones I know are from a friend, who was told them by her Mum.
Now if I can remember the necrophilia one, you guys are in for a treat!

The phrases of online gaming promises so much to one such as Ahmet, but let him down in oh-so-many ways. No wonder he spends his time so angry on the forums.

When you see Ahmet, you know he will muster,
A constant stream of hot air and bluster,
He's upset with the net,
For down he feels let,
He thought he'd get fuhumped in a cluster.

The funniest things about these is the strikethrough. The limericks are great too, but the self-editting shines. Having that short interruption in the flow of the limerick is hilarious. Each has made me laugh out loud.

I hope this is all in the spirit of camaraderie
Cause otherwise I hope you're a big fan of sodomy
That's your prison sentence when you try to fuck with me.
I'll slit your fucking dick if you keep messing with me.

Your momma might have told you that I'm quite a bit rude.
For shaggin her that night she wasn't really in the mood.
Your pop was okay with it, he's one swell dude.
Do don't sweat it, don't fret it. (She was actually quite good)

So forgive me if it seems I've got an attitude
But i'mma melt ya down and use ya to wax my pubes.
Well what do you know? This stuff makes a fine lube.
I think I'll rub some of it on your girl's boobs.

GET BACK! GET BACK! Think again before you talk smack.
I'm not one to look away when other bastards attack!
You fly into hostile waters you better be expectin flak.
Better pray to my good ol' homie- Weiner, Zach.

Good smack talk. Terrible limerick.

Yeah, not even a real limerick at all. Read the thread title, man! What kind of shoddy operation do you thing we're running here!?

There once was a dude called Green Crayon.
Who thought he was truly a Klingon.
His forehead is ribbed.
His penis is fibbed.
Not even Spock could give him a hard on.

That. Was. Pathetic.

You want to make fun of me? You want to make Star Trek jokes? Fine.

Seriously, Ahmet, I'll do it for you.

My good friend GreenCrayon and I,
Once argued about what might lie,
In a Klingon's lap,
Crayon started to fap!
Screaming "Today is a good day to die!"

And that took me, what, maybe a minute? Work harder, not worse.

See, you're not a good friend. You are an enemy to be destroyed. I shall lay waste to your bowels.