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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Kimra » Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:45 am

GreenCrayon wrote:That. Was. Pathetic.

You want to make fun of me? You want to make Star Trek jokes? Fine.

Seriously, Ahmet, I'll do it for you.

My good friend GreenCrayon and I,
Once argued about what might lie,
In a Klingon's lap,
Crayon started to fap!
Screaming "Today is a good day to die!"

And that took me, what, maybe a minute? Work harder, not worse.


That was... brilliant.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby LordRetard » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:00 am

AHMETxRock wrote:See, you're not a good friend. You are an enemy to be destroyed. I shall lay waste to your bowels.

He just insulted himself, not just for your amusement, but for your benefit... That seems like a pretty good friend.

Okay, not really.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby astasia » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:43 pm

I appreciate the revival of the dirty limericks. There is no greater an art form, truly.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby ruotwocone » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:10 pm

astasia wrote:I appreciate the revival of the dirty limericks. There is no greater an art form, truly.

i dunno... haikus are pretty rad
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Kimra » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:36 pm

ruotwocone wrote:i dunno... haikus are pretty rad

This is my favourite haiku ever, and no, I did not write it:

I taught U luvd me
Now I am sad AND bleeding
Sakura blossom
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby GreenCrayon » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:26 pm

Kimra wrote:Sakura blossom


That last part is win,
Real haikus need a kigo,
I wish mine had one. :(

I find it easy,
The structure appeals to me,
But where are the rhymes?

Now I'm addicted,
I can't stop using haiku,
I should end this here.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby ruotwocone » Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:41 pm

isn't saying sakura blossom kinda redundant since sakura already refers to the blossom?
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Kimra » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:02 am

ruotwocone wrote:isn't saying sakura blossom kinda redundant since sakura already refers to the blossom?

Well no, because it could be a peach blossom, a plum blossom, a nectarine blossom, an apple blossom or any other stone fruit blossom.*

*Sakura is a cherry for the record.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Apocalyptus » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:12 am

My favourite haiku is from somewhere on this site.

'I love oreos
I want to punch everyone
who isn't the inventor of oreos
in the face'

Not sure if I'm remembering it word for word correctly though, so the structure may be wrong...
But the poem is OH SO RIGHT
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Kimra » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:21 am

Structure is definitely wrong if it's a haiku. But cute.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:37 am

There are three different kinds of hikoos ya know. Don't be such a noob. God, it's elitists like you that ruin it for everyone.
I mean, you don't get to make the rules do you? The huukaays have letter bases syllable anyways don't they which makes ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT.

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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby LordRetard » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:42 am

I know some different rules for haikus (including the Japanese one which is a maximum of 5-7-5 morae) but I don't think any haiku can have 4 lines.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby AHMETxRock » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:48 am

Oh yeah?

This is a haiku.
Line line line line that's four times.
So screw you asshole.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby Kimra » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:02 am

I'd try and write a witty response but we've all seen my brilliant way with words. I can't rhyme and I certainly can't count syllables.
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Re: Dirty Limericks.

Postby LordRetard » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:05 am

AHMETxRock wrote:Oh yeah?

This is a haiku.
Line line line line that's four times.
So screw you asshole.

I'm going to punch you in the brain.
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