The i Game
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The i Game
Guys it's just so funny let's take regular things and put "i" in front of it so it's like an apple product it'll be so hilarious and KER-RAZY
iPorridge
iLamp
iStool
iBed
hahahahahahha
iPorridge
iLamp
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iBed
hahahahahahha
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Re: The i Game
The product of iBowelMovement or the other one?Cirtur wrote:iStool
I would review this game, but that would require a medical procedure. (We can't afford medicine here; We can just about afford the witch doctor.)
Long story short, I've awarded this game a prestigious 9/10. The GOTY edition includes a random spare body part. With genuine iBlood.
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Re: The i Game
iShiny: apple design principle
iBloat: shipped with every apple product
iLame: this game; and my attempts at humour.
iBloat: shipped with every apple product
iLame: this game; and my attempts at humour.
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Re: The i Game
iEnema.
We all know you wanted to listen to music whilst flushing your backside.
We all know you wanted to listen to music whilst flushing your backside.
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Re: The i Game
They do already have a vibrator that you plug into your ipod so you can be stimulated to the rhythm of your favourite song. So I guess the ienema is scarily possible.
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This game is not funny. I know better than to make an apple product joke. That is all.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: The i Game
Ahmet, just because rustypup doesn't get the joke doesn't mean you don't have to.
IT WAS SATIRE
IT WAS SATIRE
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Ya know, half the time I'm being a satire of what you guys expect. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be more satire or serious sometimes.
Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire. Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.
Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire. Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.
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Re: The i Game
Bullshit Ahmet, we know you're sad and lonely.AHMETxRock wrote:Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire.
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LordRetard wrote:Bullshit Ahmet, we know you're sad and lonely.AHMETxRock wrote:Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire.
This is how the conversation goes:AHMETxRock wrote: Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.
LR: Oh, I know you just stated that. I was using satire.
AR: Oh, I know had that in mind. I was just pretending not to know to keep the conversation going. Satire.
LR: Oh, well I know that, but I'm not really interested in this conversation at all, I'm just posting because, you know, satire.
AR: Yeah, well...... This is all satire.
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Re: The i Game
No way man I am 100% serious right now.
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Well the quote was of satire in that I'm being satirical of those that claim to be satirical. That post was meant to further elucidate the matter.
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DICKS. EVERYWHERE.
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