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Guys it's just so funny let's take regular things and put "i" in front of it so it's like an apple product it'll be so hilarious and KER-RAZY

iPorridge

iLamp

iStool

iBed

hahahahahahha

Cirtur wrote:iStool

The product of iBowelMovement or the other one?

I would review this game, but that would require a medical procedure. (We can't afford medicine here; We can just about afford the witch doctor.)

Long story short, I've awarded this game a prestigious 9/10. The GOTY edition includes a random spare body part. With genuine iBlood.

iShiny: apple design principle
iBloat: shipped with every apple product
iLame: this game; and my attempts at humour.

iEnema.

We all know you wanted to listen to music whilst flushing your backside.

They do already have a vibrator that you plug into your ipod so you can be stimulated to the rhythm of your favourite song. So I guess the ienema is scarily possible.

This game is not funny. I know better than to make an apple product joke. That is all.

Ahmet, just because rustypup doesn't get the joke doesn't mean you don't have to.

IT WAS SATIRE

Ya know, half the time I'm being a satire of what you guys expect. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be more satire or serious sometimes.
Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire. Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.

AHMETxRock wrote:Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire.

Bullshit Ahmet, we know you're sad and lonely.

LordRetard wrote:

AHMETxRock wrote:Like when I'm in bed with a hot woman and I finish in like 30 seconds, I claim it's just satire.

Bullshit Ahmet, we know you're sad and lonely.

AHMETxRock wrote: Or when I, being a sad and lonely virgin that plays pokemon, insinuates that I'd get that far, I'm just using satire.

This is how the conversation goes:
LR: Oh, I know you just stated that. I was using satire.
AR: Oh, I know had that in mind. I was just pretending not to know to keep the conversation going. Satire.
LR: Oh, well I know that, but I'm not really interested in this conversation at all, I'm just posting because, you know, satire.
AR: Yeah, well...... This is all satire.

No way man I am 100% serious right now.

Well the quote was of satire in that I'm being satirical of those that claim to be satirical. That post was meant to further elucidate the matter.

DICKS. EVERYWHERE.