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Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:06 pm
by Amerika
I'm gonna say the word gay soon.

Get ready.

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:10 pm
by Apocalyptus
I don't think I can. However much you warn us it will still be shocking, fresh and avant-garde.

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:38 pm
by Amerika
Avant-garde?

GAY

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:07 pm
by DonRetrasado
Apocalyptus wrote:I don't think anyone's ever been forcibly ejected from the closet via metaphor before. It's a forum, perhaps even world first!

hey

NO
NO
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:30 pm
by smiley_cow
You DR, you really need to learn to accept yourself for you who you are. This really isn't healthy.

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:55 pm
by Amerika
Well I'm here to say that DR doesn't have to bend over and accept his fate. As a born-again christian, I have the power to cure him of gayness.

Do you want that, Don?

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:57 am
by DonRetrasado
I DON'T NEED TO BE CURED OF GAYNESS
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY
OKAY

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:01 am
by Kovvy
Oh, he changed his mind at the last minute and said "Okay."

So let Christ hold you in his strong carpenter arms, DR, and just love the gayness out of you.

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:53 am
by DonRetrasado
NO
JESUS LOVES ME
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:44 am
by Amerika
Feel the lord's powerful thrusts of energy to pump the gay out of your body.


Unnnh unnnh it's coming unnnh *splurge*

That'll be $1500

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:20 pm
by Kovvy
Another soul saved!

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:06 pm
by FengharTheNord
Metaphor: When it comes to gettin bread I got the keys to the bakery

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:53 pm
by Amerika
Is it that you're implying you have large testicles filled to the brim with jizz and/or pre-jizz?

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:34 pm
by FengharTheNord
don't say jizz, john.

say ejaculate and seminal fluids.

and no it means when it comes to making money I own the source of making money. or something.

idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember

Re: Metaphor

PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:42 am
by DonRetrasado
FengharTheNord wrote:idk I just been poppin my collar ever since i can remember

Hey me too! I have photo evidence of my popped collah!