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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:40 am

Popped collars are so mainstream now. What you need to do is actually fold your collar down. It will shock and amaze all your friends.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Amerika » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:30 pm

Or wear a deep vee t-shirt.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:39 pm

And dye your chest hair fuchsia.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Amerika » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:46 pm

shut up! It's indigo
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:54 pm

...

You have disgraced yourself. Please leave.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Amerika » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:44 pm

You can't handle my chest 'do.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:03 pm

You have discovered my fatal weakness. Indigo chest hair.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Olax » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:48 am

Indigo chest hair is a metaphor for only being gay when you take off your shirt?

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Re: Metaphor

Postby Amerika » Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:07 am

Whatever you say, sailor.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:14 pm

He's not only taken off his shirt, but his pants too. In the British sense.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Amerika » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:57 pm

ladies
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:09 pm

The pants are now diamonds. It's pretty uncomfortable.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Amerika » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:18 pm

I have to stay in the shade in case the diamonds focus the sun on my legs.
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:19 pm

But you're missing out on free hair removal!
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Re: Metaphor

Postby Sahan » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:24 pm

All he has to do to cut through glass is shake his booty.
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