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Popped collars are so mainstream now. What you need to do is actually fold your collar down. It will shock and amaze all your friends.
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Or wear a deep vee t-shirt.

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And dye your chest hair fuchsia.
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shut up! It's indigo

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You have disgraced yourself. Please leave.
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You can't handle my chest 'do.

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You have discovered my fatal weakness. Indigo chest hair.
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Indigo chest hair is a metaphor for only being gay when you take off your shirt?
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Whatever you say, sailor.

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He's not only taken off his shirt, but his pants too. In the British sense.
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ladies

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The pants are now diamonds. It's pretty uncomfortable.
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I have to stay in the shade in case the diamonds focus the sun on my legs.

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But you're missing out on free hair removal!
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All he has to do to cut through glass is shake his booty.
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